Thanks for that!! I e-mailed this to a bunch of my friends and family for a good laugh. The funniest part is my dad e-mailed me back and told me that this is the EXACT same computer he had and paid that much for it!!
I was wanting to try and hack this piece of s*** especially since you won't get charged if you don't return them. I remember there was a board dedicated to this very subject. Anyone remember what it is??
Okay I'm going to answer my own question here for anyone that is interested.
There is a whole BBS board dedicated to hacking these things at: http://www.kenseglerdesigns.com/cgi-bin/UltraBoard/UltraBoard.pl?Action=ShowBoard&Board=vwgeneral&Idle=&Sort=&Order=&Session=
But now I'm not sure if...