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No, but I gotta get some dongle somewheres.....can't wait for Magic Mike this weekend. Even if it does suck, I'll be with my two favorite hos and we can make fun of it together! I don't imagine it will be crowded....not that I would care. I ain't exactly 'quiet'....

I can't find the link to the video separate but here ya go.... http://www.commercialsihate.com/what-is-a-dongle_topic13036.html

Hallelujur! And somebody tell that ho I need fuzzy socks for Christmas. No, really. ;)

Neither you nor I will be on the rag when you visit for New Year's (seeing as we were for Thanksgiving). SCORE!!!!! Can't wait to see you hos......and William misses Bane.....and Beanie misses Corny....... sn: I think I told you this already, but please for the love of God get William...

Whoosh! Git it girl, git it girl! Corty was diggin up that court in the last game. Girl got skills. STATE CHAMPS!!! Go No. 11! sn: Can't wait to see my two fav hos in a few weeks....Big Marshall gonna deep fry the shizzle out of some turkey....

for my loving husband to take the gd trash out? Really? Oh you can't remember to do it and need me to remind you EVERY twelve seconds that it needs to be taken out. I'll bet if I refused to have sex with you until the trash gets taken out, it'd get gone in a jiffy....

Thanks Hos....Sorry I not on so much no more. Busy...

Fiya and I fell off the same tree. We's been edumacated hos.....

She gave me quite a large bag of Kotex. And since her and Corty's uterii are both functional, I would guess she at least uses coupons on those.

that Fiya is such a good couponing **** that she has never braved the stores on Black Friday before I took her? She's all, "This is a like a rock concert!" when we walked around the back of Target to get in line at 3:30 in the morning. What a sheltered life she has led.....got my **** pots tho...

Well to hell with you too.....I'm eating all the turkey before you ****s arrive on Thanksgiving!

LMAO about the ticker. I didn't even notice! And I'm going to try to get William's pics done next week. I'll post as soon as I can. And GOOOOOOOO GAMECOCKS!!! Sorry about that last bit. The euphoria has yet to wear off.....

I figured I'd post some pics of my girl for ya'll. Enjoy! http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o135/leeloopy/Jilly2.jpg http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o135/leeloopy/Jilly3.jpg http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o135/leeloopy/Jilly4.jpg...

http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o135/leeloopy/JillianMichelle.jpg There's my beautiful little girl for all of CW to see. Now I'm tired.... ;)

Will do. He loves to give shugas. To anybody and everybody. He'd kiss everyone in Walmart if I'd let him, but then I'd have to take him to the hospital to be disinfected. He even kisses the T-Rex on Jurassic Park. He has a fascination with dinosaurs or 'do-doors' as he calls them so we...

Thanks Ladies. I try. ;)

You're 38 weeks and I'll be 36 on Thursday. I had to be hospitalized last week cuz I had some bleeding and was apparently severely dehydrated (so now I'm a camel). After 37 weeks when contractions (bad menstrual-like cramps and pressure down below) start coming within five minutes of each...

I'm giving Mistah his second child for Father's Day. I'll be too tired for anything else....

You'll be lucky if I don't have this child tomorrow during your concert.....EVERYTHING hurts. Somebody remind me not to do whatever it was that I did to get pregnant.....JEEZ......

When you realized you did call the correct number did you shout, "Well howdy!" or the usual, "Sup ho?" I'm the only one special enough to answer the phone when you call and the first word I hear is '****.' ;)