ask me a question

[Chase]

What is greater than God, More evil than the devil, The poor have it, The rich need it, And if you eat it, you'll die?
:shifty:

ah, buttcrack.
i've heard this joke too, but i can't remember the answer.

apple seeds have arsenic in them. if you eat lots of those you will die.

 

[BReal]

What is greater than God, More evil than the devil, The poor have it, The rich need it, And if you eat it, you'll die?

:shifty:

Ive been hearing that one ever since I was a kid.....

Nothing...

 

[Deviant]

Ive been hearing that one ever since I was a kid.....

Nothing...

I was going to say a vagina.

 

[Chase]

I was going to say a vagina.

if you eat it, you'll die?.. :huh:

 

[Deviant]

if you eat it, you'll die?.. :huh:

Seema so with some women

 

[Chase]

Seema so with some women

so... rich people need poison kitty? :huh:

 

[BReal]

so... rich people need poison kitty? :huh:

That would keep them from taking over the world. Uh, wait a sec....

 

[MartinH]

you people all suck

 

[Kyp]

you people all suck

we know

 

[rantingredneck]

if you can't understand why, then i strongly reccomend that you don't breed, for the benefit of the rest of us.

I've been telling him that for years anyway...........for all our sakes.........

 

[rantingredneck]

we know

The secret is out I see..........

 

[Kyp]

The secret is out I see..........

Newk just couldn't keep quiet

 

[rantingredneck]

Newk just couldn't keep quiet

It's been a problem of his for years........

 

[Kyp]

It's been a problem of his for years........

I thought you were going to work with him on that

 

[Newk]

To hell with you two.

 

[Kyp]

To hell with you two.

 

[Newk]

By hell, I mean come over for drinks and naked garage cleaning.

 

[Kyp]

By hell, I mean come over for drinks and naked garage cleaning.

I'm on my way

 

[Newk]

I'll open the vermouth and make you a tuna fish sammiche

 

[Kyp]

I'll open the vermouth and make you a tuna fish sammiche

:letseat: