Corrupt a wish

[Nilla]

Okay, this game is pretty simple but really fun! What you do is make a post wishing for something, then corrupt the person's wish from above you. It's better explained in an example so here is one:
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Person 1: I wish I had a cheesecake.
Person 2: Granted, but it's moldy. I wish I had a million dollars.

That's it. So let me go first.​

I wish I owned a Macbook.

 

[Smooth]

Granted, but it's been obsolete for 4 years.

I wish I could cook better.

 

[Han]

Wish granted, but every food item you find is rotten.

I wish I was at university.

 

[Nilla]

Granted, but you have to sit through boring lectures.

I wish I was back at my house with my mom.

 

[Han]

Granted, but there is no running water or fresh food.

 

[Smooth]

@Han I was gonna play, but you didn't make a wish!

 

[Han]

[MENTION=1290]Smooth[/MENTION]Oh my, so I didn't.

I wish I had a lot of money.

 

[Smooth]

Granted! Here's a semi truck full of money for you. Monopoly money!

I wish I had whiter teeth.

 

[Han]

Wish granted, but you only have three teeth.

I wish I had longer eyelashes.

 

[Nilla]

Granted, but they are so long they look ridiculous.

I wish I were taller.

 

[Smooth]

Granted, but you're 14 feet tall and can't fit into any buildings.

I wish my cat could speak.

 

[Nilla]

Granted, but the cat is bossy towards you.

I wish I could shape shift into a wolf.

 

[Smooth]

Granted, but the cat is bossy towards you.

HAHAHAHAHA!!!! (I had a feeling you'd say my cat tells me he hates me! LOL!)

Granted, but people think you're a werewolf and want to kill you.

I wish I could live out in the country and have 5 or 6 dogs.

 

[Nilla]

Granted, but they all run away.

I wish teleportation was possible.