Female Prayer; Male Prayer

[Guest]

Female Prayer

Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.
Amen.

Male Prayer

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a bass boat.
This doesn't rhyme and I don't care.
Amen

 

[Guest]

.. and THAT, folks is about all that can be said. You may want to substitute the bass boat for a wide screened TV from time to time, but I think the man has said it all!

 

[Guest]

Right, men don't need an abundance of fancy words to get to the point.

 

[Guest]

Especially when women already know what's on their minds!

 

[Guest]

We are not that difficult to read - that is if you are skilled in reading blank verse!

 

[Guest]

Now, now - not every man is an unused Diary - you just have to know how to read scrawl in the margins!