Geraldo for NYC mayor

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August 31, 2000 at 06:18:21

(New York-AP) -- Could it be Mayor Geraldo?

Geraldo Rivera tells The New York Times that he wants to run for mayor of New York City -- and he expects the first reaction to be laughter.

But the longtime television journalist who is anchor of a talk show on CNBC, says he's completely serious about an independent campaign for mayor. Rivera says he would pay for his own petition drive to get his name on the ballot.

He says the campaign is "just an exploration" for now, and he's considering commissioning a poll to determine his chances.

Rivera says his qualifications include a long career covering issues of relevance to the city, his background as a lawyer, and, as he put it -- quote -- "My whole gene pool is New York. I'm Puerto Rican and Jewish."

Rivera said he wouldn't enter the primaries or try to win the nomination of any political party.

Rivera's proposed candidacy harks back to a long New York tradition of media figures' seeking to run for City Hall -- reaching at least as far back as the newspaper publisher William Randolph Hearst in 1905 and including efforts by conservative writer and talk show host William F. Buckley Junior in 1965 and the novelist Norman Mailer in 1969. All three lost.

I'm sorry, but thinking of him as mayor cracks me up.

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"The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too."

- Samuel Butler
 
Maybe NYC has a lot of vaults that he could spend his time opening with disapointing results?
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Ugh, not THAT butthead! No, I mean literally! -- he had the wrinkles in his forehead diminished by using the adipose tissue (aka FAT) from his arse a couple of years ago!

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"Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the 'Titanic' who waved off the dessert cart."

-Erma Bombeck
 
Laughable at first, but wait...

okay still laughing

hold on...snicker...

okay seriously

.....no still laughing...

from a poli sci standpoint...probably an ideal candidate. Rivera's show reached its lowest points when the worst of the worst were really born....ie springer or ricki.....if he could manage to bypass the stigma of being one of them and write himself off as closer to oprah and donahue than lake or springer then he certainly has the draw and a pretty good record...despite the fact that we all know he is a megalo.......

think about it though....Oprah.....I think she could win in a hot second...



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Well, Jerry Springer was a mayor once, too. But, really..I don't think I could take him seriously.

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You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocketship underpants don't help. - Calvin
 
What is it with these guys?? Ego maniacs I guess.

Another thing that cracks me up is when politicians have an actor campaign for them. Do I really give a sh*t what an actor endorses? NO!!!!!!!!!

Note: When springer was mayor of Cincinnati he was busted for, get this, writing a check to a hooker.
How dumb can you get?? Oh well, gave us a good laugh.
 
"No, honey..I don't know how my check ended up in her g-string.." Jeez..what an idiot.

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You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocketship underpants don't help. - Calvin
 
lmao...yeah...he's a real smart guy...



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"The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too."

- Samuel Butler
 
I met Geraldo once with Diesel Dan while we were on a plane to Illinois. He's got too much hair to be mayor of new york city, I mean, he has A LOT of hair.
Think of all our former mayors... Giuliani, not much. Dinkins, crew cut length, at best. Koch, fugheddaboutit. Voters won't know what to make of that mop.

Beaker


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Speaking from experience, dear? ;P

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We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year. ~ Pink Floyd (Wish You Were Here)
 
OUCH!!!

But Geraldo?
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That's probably the funniest thing I read all morning...

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