Yes, you too can have your own mouth sewn shut for as little as 200 dong, or 1.3 US cents - done by your own Vietnamese stepmother!
Read all about it:
http://dailynews.yahoo.com/h/nm/20010403/od/stepmother_dc_1.html
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My knob tastes funny.
Read all about it:
http://dailynews.yahoo.com/h/nm/20010403/od/stepmother_dc_1.html
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My knob tastes funny.