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The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so Gomer, who was
not exactly the sharpest nail in the bucket, went in to try out
for the job.
"Okay," the sheriff drawled, "Gomer, what is 1 and 1?"
"11," he replied.
The sheriff thought to himself, "That's not what I meant,
but he's right."
"What two days of the week start with the letter 'T'?"
"Today and tomorrow." replied Gomer.
He was again surprised that Gomer supplied a correct answer
that he had never thought of himself. "Now Gomer, listen zzzz
carefully: Who killed Abraham Lincoln?"
Gomer looked a little surprised himself, then thought really hard
for a minute and finally admitted, "I don't know."
"Well, why don't you go home and work on that one for a
while?"
So, Gomer wandered over to the pool hall where his pals were
waiting to hear the results of the interview. Gomer was exultant.
"It went great! First day on the job and I'm already working on a
murder case!"
not exactly the sharpest nail in the bucket, went in to try out
for the job.
"Okay," the sheriff drawled, "Gomer, what is 1 and 1?"
"11," he replied.
The sheriff thought to himself, "That's not what I meant,
but he's right."
"What two days of the week start with the letter 'T'?"
"Today and tomorrow." replied Gomer.
He was again surprised that Gomer supplied a correct answer
that he had never thought of himself. "Now Gomer, listen zzzz
carefully: Who killed Abraham Lincoln?"
Gomer looked a little surprised himself, then thought really hard
for a minute and finally admitted, "I don't know."
"Well, why don't you go home and work on that one for a
while?"
So, Gomer wandered over to the pool hall where his pals were
waiting to hear the results of the interview. Gomer was exultant.
"It went great! First day on the job and I'm already working on a
murder case!"
