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A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark whispered, "Jesus is watching."
He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, he shook his head and continued.
Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard "Jesus is watching".
Startled, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam found a parrot on its perch.
"Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot.
"Yes", the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you that he's watching you."
The burglar chuckled. "Warn me, huh? And who the hell are you?"
"Moses," replied the bird.
"Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a bird Moses?"
With an almost smug look, the parrot replied, "The same kind of people who would name their rottweiler Jesus."
He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, he shook his head and continued.
Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard "Jesus is watching".
Startled, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam found a parrot on its perch.
"Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot.
"Yes", the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you that he's watching you."
The burglar chuckled. "Warn me, huh? And who the hell are you?"
"Moses," replied the bird.
"Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a bird Moses?"
With an almost smug look, the parrot replied, "The same kind of people who would name their rottweiler Jesus."
