Holy Sh!t! It would've been a case of "AMF* keys" for me, NO WAY would I go toilet snorkling to get 'em back, in fact I can hardly stand to USE those outdoor porta-pottie contraptions let alone tromp around in that swill... gross
Heh..this brings to mind the X-Files where the really big tape worm/leech thingie lived in porta potties. The memory of that would be enough to keep *my* head out of there..
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You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocketship underpants don't help. - Calvin