Middle school student caught distributing Viagra

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BARNSTABLE, Mass. (AP) A Barnstable middle school student will be summonsed to court after handing out Viagra samples to three classmates.

The drug, used to treat erectile dysfunction, apparently had no effect on the one boy who took it.

''We don't know where (the suspect) got it,'' said Barnstable police Sgt. Sean Sweeney. ''He gave it to three friends and one of the boys took it and nothing happened.''

The drug is not a hormone or aphrodisiac. It works by increasing blood flow.

Sweeney said a teacher at Hyannis Middle School heard students discussing the matter, and reported it to the dean.

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why would they mention that it didn't work? scientific interest? is that really need-to-know stuff?

plus, i'm pretty sure "summonsed" is the goofiest word ever
 
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