my laugh for today

[kmjlovesjesus]

Going through paper work--find this in my 2nd graders back pack

100th Day of School

What would you do if you ahd $100.00
(a) I would buy everything I want

What would you do if you had 100 friends
(a) I wold spend a day with each of them

What would you do if you had 100 teachers?
(a) I would run away from 98 of them

What would you do if you had 100 mosquito bites?
(a) I would itch like crazy

What would you do if it was 100 degrees outside?
(a) I would go to the pool for a few hours

Now my Favorite and my laugh for the day

What would you do if you had 100 sisters?
(a) I would buy some ear ****s to not hear them arguing.

Kind of sad--since he has 2 sisters--and YES--they argue all the time!!!

 

[kmjlovesjesus]

This year, he has 2 teachers for 2nd grade--they alternate teaching days--that is why he said he would run away from 98 of them

 

[jonnysmomma]

Cute!

 

[kewpon addict]

That is cute! He is VERY wise!

 

[koelikamp]

My 2nd grader said she would buy 100 iPads with her $100. What the heck do you need 100 iPads for?!? Little does she know she couldn't buy 1 for that $100!

 

[CharlieQ]

My 2nd grader said she would buy 100 iPads with her $100. What the heck do you need 100 iPads for?!? Little does she know she couldn't buy 1 for that $100!

Maybe she is a really good shopper and knows of a deal. :lol: