A guy goes to the doctor.
He says, "Doc, I have a problem."
"I wake up first thing in the morning, and first thing I do is screw my wife. After my wife leaves for work, my girlfriend comes over and I screw her. After that, I leave for work and pick up my neighbor's wife. While we're on the way to work, she gives me a blow job. Once I get to the office, I screw my secretary in the ****, 'cause that's how she likes it. When I get home, I give it to the wife one more time. Then I go to sleep, and wake up the next day and do it all over again."
The doctor asks, "Well, what seems to be the problem?"
The guy replies, "Doc, it hurts when I jack off."
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"Qualifications for being a Moderator at Anandtech...? I think that you have to be 17 or under, and the lobomoty has to be total. Partial lobomoty only gets you Elite Member status."
Serendipity is looking for a needle in a haystack and finding the farmer's daughter.
He says, "Doc, I have a problem."
"I wake up first thing in the morning, and first thing I do is screw my wife. After my wife leaves for work, my girlfriend comes over and I screw her. After that, I leave for work and pick up my neighbor's wife. While we're on the way to work, she gives me a blow job. Once I get to the office, I screw my secretary in the ****, 'cause that's how she likes it. When I get home, I give it to the wife one more time. Then I go to sleep, and wake up the next day and do it all over again."
The doctor asks, "Well, what seems to be the problem?"
The guy replies, "Doc, it hurts when I jack off."
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"Qualifications for being a Moderator at Anandtech...? I think that you have to be 17 or under, and the lobomoty has to be total. Partial lobomoty only gets you Elite Member status."
Serendipity is looking for a needle in a haystack and finding the farmer's daughter.
