N'Sync Blamed in Suicide?

Oh geez...
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...this is worth posting in the office...
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My knob tastes funny.
 
acid rock=nsync? I think not
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poss and I have decided this whole site is BS
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"If a dog will not come to you after having looked you in the face, you should go home and examine your conscience."

- Woodrow Wilson
 
Yeah, but it's a trip, isn't it? It's the first time I've ever seen that page.

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You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocketship underpants don't help. - Calvin
 
Ummm, the caption near the top of the page clearly states:
A Satire Of The Way Godly Folks Look At The World

C'mon people. No one really thought this was serious?!?

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On an long enough timeline, everyone's survival rate drops to zero.
 
*sheepish look* yeah...at first I did...I didn't read the top...
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"If a dog will not come to you after having looked you in the face, you should go home and examine your conscience."

- Woodrow Wilson
 
Don't feel too bad, liltaz. I didn't realize it was a joke until I got a little way farther down the article. Then I realized that no sane newspaper editor would have printed that
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(For more stuff like this, check out http://www.theonion.com ..it's great.)

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You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocketship underpants don't help. - Calvin
 
thanks, mth.

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"If a dog will not come to you after having looked you in the face, you should go home and examine your conscience."

- Woodrow Wilson
 
I didn't finish the "article", but what I read sounds like so many other real articles I've read that I believed it could be true. (Based on the URL, I wasn't about to decide if it indeed true or not, but it could have been).

How many murders and suicides have truly been blamed on "devil" music or violent games? More than I care to count. After all, god forbid we take responsibility for our actions or raise our kids properly.
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Oh, wait that's why it's called a satire...
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In the Holy Bible, God tells parents to kill their children if they are disobedient (Deuteronomy 21:18-21)
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i couldn't believe that, so i looked it up, and here it is:

If a man has a stubborn and unruly son who will not listen to his father or mother, and will not obey them, even though they chastise him, his father and mother shall have him apprehended and brought out to the elders at the gate of his home city, where they shall say to those city elders, 'this son of ours is a stubborn and unruly fellow who will not listen to us; he is a glutton and a drunkard.' Then all his fellow citizens shall stone him to death. Leviticus 21:18-21
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Exactly, zimwaf.

wow, MJ...that was something I wasn't sure whether or not to believe too...

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"If a dog will not come to you after having looked you in the face, you should go home and examine your conscience."

- Woodrow Wilson
 
Yeah like I'd ever kill myself over anything so stupid like music or games, I have better things to die for. And as for N'Sync, listening to those toot e fruits wail while tweaking their gonads, yeah it just might lead me to taking my own life.
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As for the bible passage, they must have left that out of religion class while I was in Catholic school. Those were some harsh times.

<font color="#000000">[Edited by Boone on August 26, 2000 (edited 1 time)]</font>
 
same here... i can just see the nuns - "oh, skip that page, children! in fact, just rip it out and burn it.."

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See, in my Christian school, they actually did talk about stuff like stoning your kids. They're answer was that in the Old Testament, God was vengeful, etc., but the New Testament God is loving and forgiving. ("He's the same God, His methods just changed.")

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You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocketship underpants don't help. - Calvin
 
Mth,

Do you believe that God is cruel? Or is that when we were left to make our own decisions he decided to stand back and see how we make out for ourselves.

Note: I'm not questioning your faith, I'm just asking for your opinion.

<font color="#000000">[Edited by Boone on August 27, 2000 (edited 1 time)]</font>
 
Not particularly, Boone, no. I don't know why bad things happen, and I don't pretend to, but I don't think God is maliciously chuckling up in Heaven whenever something bad happens.

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You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocketship underpants don't help. - Calvin
 
Thanks for your answer. I only asked because being Catholic I was brought up believing that God was a loving being. But since that time my beliefs have changed.
 
Ouch. I'm sorry for whatever happend to/around you to make you change your mind
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You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocketship underpants don't help. - Calvin
 
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