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A guy goes to a doctor and says, "Doc, you've got to help me. My penis is
orange."
The doctor pauses to think and asks the guy to drop his pants so he can
check. Damned if the guy's penis isn't orange. Doc tells the guy, "This
is very strange. Sometimes things like this are caused by a lot of stress
in a person's life."
Probing as to the causes of possible stress, the doc asks the guy, "How
are things going at work?"
The guy responds that he was fired about six weeks ago. The doctor tells
him that this must be the cause of the stress. Guy responds, "No. The
boss was a real assh*le, I had to work 20-30 hours of overtime every week
and I had no say in anything that was happening. I found a new job a
couple of weeks ago where I can set my own hours, I'm getting paid double
what I got on the old job and the boss is a really great guy."
So the doc figures this isn't the reason. He asks the guy, "How's your
home life?" The guy says, "Well, I got divorced about eight months ago."
The doc figures that this has got to be the reason for all of the guys
stress.
Guy says, "No. For years, all I listened to was nag, nag, nag. God, am I
glad to be rid of that old ****."
So the doc takes a few minutes to think a little longer. He inquires, "Do
you have any hobbies or a social life?"
The guy replies, "No, not really. Most nights I sit home, watch some
porno flicks and munch on Cheetos!!!"
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"Qualifications for being a Moderator at Anandtech...? I think that you have to be 17 or under, and the lobomoty has to be total. Partial lobomoty only gets you Elite Member status."
Serendipity is looking for a needle in a haystack and finding the farmer's daughter.
[Edited by Diesel Dan @ April 29, 2000 (edited 1 time)]
orange."
The doctor pauses to think and asks the guy to drop his pants so he can
check. Damned if the guy's penis isn't orange. Doc tells the guy, "This
is very strange. Sometimes things like this are caused by a lot of stress
in a person's life."
Probing as to the causes of possible stress, the doc asks the guy, "How
are things going at work?"
The guy responds that he was fired about six weeks ago. The doctor tells
him that this must be the cause of the stress. Guy responds, "No. The
boss was a real assh*le, I had to work 20-30 hours of overtime every week
and I had no say in anything that was happening. I found a new job a
couple of weeks ago where I can set my own hours, I'm getting paid double
what I got on the old job and the boss is a really great guy."
So the doc figures this isn't the reason. He asks the guy, "How's your
home life?" The guy says, "Well, I got divorced about eight months ago."
The doc figures that this has got to be the reason for all of the guys
stress.
Guy says, "No. For years, all I listened to was nag, nag, nag. God, am I
glad to be rid of that old ****."
So the doc takes a few minutes to think a little longer. He inquires, "Do
you have any hobbies or a social life?"
The guy replies, "No, not really. Most nights I sit home, watch some
porno flicks and munch on Cheetos!!!"
------------------
"Qualifications for being a Moderator at Anandtech...? I think that you have to be 17 or under, and the lobomoty has to be total. Partial lobomoty only gets you Elite Member status."
Serendipity is looking for a needle in a haystack and finding the farmer's daughter.
[Edited by Diesel Dan @ April 29, 2000 (edited 1 time)]
