Oreo Ban?

[Prox]

http://www.cnn.com/2003/LAW/05/13/oreo.suit.reut/index.html

Now seriously **** this guy. Don't even try to come between me and my oreo's

 

[monsieurjohn]

:furious: :madder: :devil:

 

[Alyth]

OH NO HE DON'T!!!!!! I NEED my oreos. I mean it! You don't understand. Oreos are the breath of life to me!!! What else am I going to put in my milk?!?!?!

THIS MEANS WAR!!!!!!!!

:devil: :soldier: :rip:

 

[Prox]

I knew I could count on you guys to join me in the war agains oreo terror.

 

[mthrlangl]

I read the first 2.5 paragraphs, and that was enough. It's like the freaking kids suing McDonald's because eating there made them fat. YOU DON'T EAT COOKIES BECAUSE THEY'RE GOOD FOR YOU, FOR CHRIST'S SAKE! Jesus. It's just too easy to sue these days.

 

[Guest]

I didn't finish reading it, either. No one is force fed to eat cookies.

 

[Diesel]

He dropped his lawsuit because he found out that Kraft is looking to reduce the fat content in Oreos.
Did he not notice the Reduced Fat Oreos on the shelf next to the regular ones?!? Or was his gigantic gut blocking his view?

http://www.cnn.com/2003/LAW/05/14/oreo.suit/index.html

 

[Alyth]

What a spaz! :rolleyes:

 

[monsieurjohn]

good thing he did his research before the lawsuit... :rolleyes:

 

[Prox]

the **** just wanted to get his name in the papers

 

[spidergoolash]

i prefer double-stuff oreos myself :D

 

[monsieurjohn]

Originally posted by spidergoolash
i prefer double-stuff oreos myself :D

that's right! TWICE the trans-fatty stuff, or whatever!