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Sometimes bad jokes are the funny ones, so whether you know them personally, found them on Google - read it from a Christmas cracker... tell us them. :)

Two men walked into a bar... the third one ducked.
 
Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side.

Bad joke!
 
Here's an Anti-Joke for you:

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?

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"Get in the car."
 
Here's a Sheldon Cooper joke:

A neutron walks into a bar and asks "How much is a drink?" The bartender then replies, "For you, no charge!"

BA BUM CHHHH!
 
The people in Dubai don't like the Flintstones - but the people of Abu Dhabi do!

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I've been trying to think of a Miley Cyrus joke, but it's just not twerking.
 
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