Tell Us Your Bad Jokes!

[Han]

Sometimes bad jokes are the funny ones, so whether you know them personally, found them on Google - read it from a Christmas cracker... tell us them.

Two men walked into a bar... the third one ducked.

 

[fords8]

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side.

Bad joke!

 

[Han]

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.

 

[Trilient]

Here's an Anti-Joke for you:

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?

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"Get in the car."

 

[Nilla]

Here's a Sheldon Cooper joke:

A neutron walks into a bar and asks "How much is a drink?" The bartender then replies, "For you, no charge!"

BA BUM CHHHH!

 

[Han]

The people in Dubai don't like the Flintstones - but the people of Abu Dhabi do!

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I've been trying to think of a Miley Cyrus joke, but it's just not twerking.