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A farmer has three daughters. All three daughters have a date on Friday night. Friday night comes, and the Farmer hears a knock on his door. He opens up the door, and there's a kid on the front porch. The kid says, "HI! My name is Freddy. I'm here for Betty. We're gonna go have spaghetti. Is she ready?" And off go Freddy and Betty. About 20 minutes later, the Farmer hears a knock on his door. He opens up the door, and there's a kid on the front porch. The kid says, "HI! My name's Joe! I'm here for Flo. We're gonna go to the show. Is she ready to go?" And off Joe and Flo go. About 15 minures later, the Farmer hears a knock on his door. He opens up the door and there's a kid on the front porch. The kid says, "HI! My name's Chuck....." And the Farmer shoots him.