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An old farmer decided it was time to get a new rooster for his hens.
The current rooster was still doing an okay job, but he was getting on in
years. And the farmer figured getting a new rooster couldn't hurt anything.
So he buys a young **** from the local rooster emporium, and turns him
loose in the barn yard.
Well, the old rooster sees the young one strutting around and he gets a
little worried. So, they're trying to replace me, thinks the old rooster.
I've got to do something about this. He walks up to the new bird and says,
"So you're the new stud in town? I bet you really think you're hot stuff,
don't you? Well I'm not ready for the chopping block yet. I'll bet I'm
still the better bird. And to prove it, I challenge you to a race around
that hen house over there. We'll run around it ten times and whoever
finish's first gets to have all the hens for himself."
Well, the young rooster was a proud sort, and he definitely thought he was
more than a match for the old guy. "You're on," said the young rooster.
"And since I know I'm so great, I'll even give you a head start of half a
lap. I'll still win easy," said the young rooster.
So the two roosters go over to the hen house to start the race with all the
hens gathering around to watch. The race begins and all the hens start
cheering the roosters on. After the first lap, the old rooster is still
maintaining his lead. After the second lap, the old guy's lead has slipped
a little but he's still hanging in there. Unfortunately the old rooster's
lead continues to slip each time around, and by the fifth lap he's just
barely in front of the young rooster.
By now the farmer has heard all the commotion. He runs into the house, gets
his shotgun, and runs out to the barn yard figuring a fox or something is
after his chickens. When he gets there, he sees the two roosters running
around the hen house, with the old rooster still slightly in the lead. He
immediately takes his shotgun, aims, fires, and blows the young rooster
away.
As he walks away slowly, he says to himself ........
"****, that's the third gay rooster I've bought this month."
The current rooster was still doing an okay job, but he was getting on in
years. And the farmer figured getting a new rooster couldn't hurt anything.
So he buys a young **** from the local rooster emporium, and turns him
loose in the barn yard.
Well, the old rooster sees the young one strutting around and he gets a
little worried. So, they're trying to replace me, thinks the old rooster.
I've got to do something about this. He walks up to the new bird and says,
"So you're the new stud in town? I bet you really think you're hot stuff,
don't you? Well I'm not ready for the chopping block yet. I'll bet I'm
still the better bird. And to prove it, I challenge you to a race around
that hen house over there. We'll run around it ten times and whoever
finish's first gets to have all the hens for himself."
Well, the young rooster was a proud sort, and he definitely thought he was
more than a match for the old guy. "You're on," said the young rooster.
"And since I know I'm so great, I'll even give you a head start of half a
lap. I'll still win easy," said the young rooster.
So the two roosters go over to the hen house to start the race with all the
hens gathering around to watch. The race begins and all the hens start
cheering the roosters on. After the first lap, the old rooster is still
maintaining his lead. After the second lap, the old guy's lead has slipped
a little but he's still hanging in there. Unfortunately the old rooster's
lead continues to slip each time around, and by the fifth lap he's just
barely in front of the young rooster.
By now the farmer has heard all the commotion. He runs into the house, gets
his shotgun, and runs out to the barn yard figuring a fox or something is
after his chickens. When he gets there, he sees the two roosters running
around the hen house, with the old rooster still slightly in the lead. He
immediately takes his shotgun, aims, fires, and blows the young rooster
away.
As he walks away slowly, he says to himself ........
"****, that's the third gay rooster I've bought this month."
