A gentleman died and arrived in hell. He was met by the Devil and was told
that in the new kinder gentler hell, each person is offered three choices of
torture. The Devil explained that these tortures run in 1000 year cycles and
you could pick which cycle in which to begin.
So the Devil took the man to the first room where a man was hung up by his
feet and was being whipped with chains. The man said he did not think he
fancied that.
They proceeded to the next room where a man was hung up by his arms and was
being whipped by a Cat-O-Nine Tails.
The man also declined this form of torture.
The third room had a man strapped to the wall naked and a very beautiful
young blonde woman was performing oral sex upon him. The man told the Devil
this is more like it, and this was the one he wanted. The Devil said "Are
you sure? It lasts for 1000 years."
The man assured him that this was the punishment he wanted.
So the Devil walked over to the young woman and said "You can go now.
I've found your replacement."
that in the new kinder gentler hell, each person is offered three choices of
torture. The Devil explained that these tortures run in 1000 year cycles and
you could pick which cycle in which to begin.
So the Devil took the man to the first room where a man was hung up by his
feet and was being whipped with chains. The man said he did not think he
fancied that.
They proceeded to the next room where a man was hung up by his arms and was
being whipped by a Cat-O-Nine Tails.
The man also declined this form of torture.
The third room had a man strapped to the wall naked and a very beautiful
young blonde woman was performing oral sex upon him. The man told the Devil
this is more like it, and this was the one he wanted. The Devil said "Are
you sure? It lasts for 1000 years."
The man assured him that this was the punishment he wanted.
So the Devil walked over to the young woman and said "You can go now.
I've found your replacement."
