for some reason i've heard several ways to avoid getting in trouble with the police in the last few days
my cousin says that when the cop comes to your window you should pick your nose blatantly and deeply, and he won't want to let you touch his pen to sign the ticket, so he just gives you a warning
my sister has a book called "the bad girl's road trip guide" or soemthing like that, and it says that if you get stopped after drinking, you should get out of the car, stand up outside, and chug a beer - that way they can't prove you've been drinking and driving
same book says to keep your door and window closed/locked, and the cop legally isn't allowed to bash it in, so he has to call a locksmith. i guess this is supposed to work if you think you just need a minute to get your blood alcohol back down
. it'll **** him off good, but he can't do anything.
anything else?
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"I've never been sigged." - PsychoticIckyThing
"Maybe *this* is what 'cooties', the disease that every grade schooler is terrified of, yet knows not the symptoms of which, is!" - KNSinatra at 3:34 AM
my cousin says that when the cop comes to your window you should pick your nose blatantly and deeply, and he won't want to let you touch his pen to sign the ticket, so he just gives you a warning
my sister has a book called "the bad girl's road trip guide" or soemthing like that, and it says that if you get stopped after drinking, you should get out of the car, stand up outside, and chug a beer - that way they can't prove you've been drinking and driving
same book says to keep your door and window closed/locked, and the cop legally isn't allowed to bash it in, so he has to call a locksmith. i guess this is supposed to work if you think you just need a minute to get your blood alcohol back down
anything else?
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"I've never been sigged." - PsychoticIckyThing
"Maybe *this* is what 'cooties', the disease that every grade schooler is terrified of, yet knows not the symptoms of which, is!" - KNSinatra at 3:34 AM
