Write your funniest sentences?

[fluffybubbles]

Chocolate fell in the sewer and I saw a fat bug eat it.

My dad drools and it fell onto my brother's peanuts. I think he ate them too!

Peanuts are sold near the old people's toys.

 

[PinkUnicorn22]

I'm an **** model at Gucci.

 

[karam]

Hahahaha Nice question!!
Cheer up, the worst is yet to come
A chicken is an egg's way of producing more eggs.

 

[Trilient]

The moose is loose.

It's for sure a 100% definite maybe.