Too funny-I just had a story of a student with the name Anas-and I too can't find any way to pronounce it that is not funny!!! Anus or anass!! Maybee Anas and Assoli are sisters?
Forget the mowing-just a little weed wacking these days-after all I only get to have hair down their about a dozen more years!
Went through nursing school and before we wondered what happened down below-well now I know!