<center>-= "Calgone" by Incubus =-</center>
On my way home, police car pulled me over.
After they left, I puttered out of gas.
'Triple-A' came, but my card was expired!
I had to walk home, and of course it rained half the time.
I tried to get some shut-eye, then I was abducted!
They put cold things in my butt.
They sampled a bit of my D.N.A.
They left me on top of my sheets.
I dreamt I went potty, then woke up drenched in me.
This day sucked hardest ever......
I woke up on the wrong side of the bed today.
A little bit less than nothing would go my way.
I got up to toss my soiled sheets.
The hallway was dark and I stubbed my big toe.
It was then that I sensed the irony (burning me)
The I heard a voice say.
"Come sail aboard S.S. Nepenthe!"
I suppose I'm to blame for getting pulled over.
I guess I'm the culprit for running out of gas.
Let's assume I'm the guy who did'nt pay his 'Triple-A' fee.
In actuality I let the Zetas probe me.
Yesterday was all my fault.
I let negativity get the better of me.
Thank goodness for bathtubs and suds!
They temporarily set free this quandary.
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~blows my mind every time~
On my way home, police car pulled me over.
After they left, I puttered out of gas.
'Triple-A' came, but my card was expired!
I had to walk home, and of course it rained half the time.
I tried to get some shut-eye, then I was abducted!
They put cold things in my butt.
They sampled a bit of my D.N.A.
They left me on top of my sheets.
I dreamt I went potty, then woke up drenched in me.
This day sucked hardest ever......
I woke up on the wrong side of the bed today.
A little bit less than nothing would go my way.
I got up to toss my soiled sheets.
The hallway was dark and I stubbed my big toe.
It was then that I sensed the irony (burning me)
The I heard a voice say.
"Come sail aboard S.S. Nepenthe!"
I suppose I'm to blame for getting pulled over.
I guess I'm the culprit for running out of gas.
Let's assume I'm the guy who did'nt pay his 'Triple-A' fee.
In actuality I let the Zetas probe me.
Yesterday was all my fault.
I let negativity get the better of me.
Thank goodness for bathtubs and suds!
They temporarily set free this quandary.
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~blows my mind every time~
