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Bash WOMEN (Not meant to be sexist)

Women keep messing with me and it's really starting to **** with my head. I'm now pining over some girl from Tennessee who sent me an email the other day, after not talking to me for about a year, saying that she misses me and can't stop thinking about me since the day we met... What the hell is that? She had pratically nothing to do with me when we were at a summer program together, shot me down when we became friends and I asked her out, now a year later she has to try to come back into my life via long distance hints at a possible relationship. WHY?! It happened, it's over, LEAVE ME ALONE SO I CAN GET ON WITH MY LIFE!!!
Now it's turning into some kind of sick trend. Another girl who I dated briefly about 8 months back called me last night because she wants to come visit... says she misses me. Well, that's convenient. Maybe she could've said something while we were at college together and she stopped returning my phone calls. That would've been much better timing. But no, she decided to ditch me, wait 8 months, then apologize for "being ****y" and say she misses me. I got an idea, why don't we SKIP THE CRAP and actually be nice to people FROM THE START? God **** it.
 
I would tread softly my friend; seems they want something you have but I would be careful. Keep your zipper up and your wallet locked until you learn what the motive is for their sudden return into your life!
 
I would be suspicious if someone who treated me badly or ignored me was suddenly doing what they could to get back into my good graces. Security alert elevated to red, Pal!
 
A while ago I noticed something odd. Every time I passed the women's rest room in the dorm, I could hear the shower or sink running. For the longest time, I thought one of the faucets was broken. This was, of course, puzzling because I couldn't figure out why it would take so many weeks and months for the maintenance people to fix it. That is, until Saturday the 4th. I was in the midst of preparing my car to leave for March break, and in so doing I was making many trips past the men's and women's rest rooms. I noticed that the shower in the women's room was still running, and figured something must have been broken, because I was virtually the only one there. Then, on one trip I saw a woman leave the rest room clad in a towel, and lo and behold, the shower had finally stopped running. It suddenly dawned on me; the shower was never broken at all. There had been someone using the shower each time I walked past, for the last couple months, at all odd hours of the day and night (The shower in the men's room is almost never in use, no matter when I happen by, which might also be a bad thing). Considering that I'm at an engineering school, where there are only about 5 women on the entire floor, each one must have spent an absurd amount of time in the shower. They must have run enough water by now to drain a small lake. Even now I can hear their shower running (My roommate cannot stand having the door closed, he sometimes stops by seemingly just to open the door.)

To the women on my floor: You know what, YOU'RE CLEAN ENOUGH. We're not going for computer chip manufacturing plant clean here, just clean enough to avoid disease and foul odor.
 
Angry White Man said:
Men are from Mars, woman from Venus. While men and women are "equal", they are very, very different. Don't fall into the liberal "we are all the same" crapola! Don't waste your time trying to figure them out either, because you won't. ;)
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A Rub ix cube is easier to figure out than a women. WAY EASIER!!!!!!
 
Women are as uncomplex as men are. They just have different things that are important to them. Men like simplicity, women like the opposite. I have been raised by women. They aren't that hard. I practically read their minds. For a while atleast and then something completely stupid comes out of left field. Always some tiny detail I overlook.
 
Well since women operate different than men they are harder to understand.
 
Women are people too and have basic needs like everyone else. Besides women who are difficult probably aren't worth your time anyway. Take awhile and figure out what you like women outnumber men anyway.
 
The woman is the only hope for humanity to survive.

Whether we are fully conscious of the fact, deep down man feels inferior.(The gospel according to Anne, my sister! LOL)
In her ever so humble opinion she believes that out this feeling of inferiority, to compensate for it, man started dominating the woman.
A man may be muscularly stronger than the woman,however, in every other way the woman is far stronger than the man.

Several factors back this conclusion:

1. The woman lives longer than the man, five to seven years longer.
2. The woman suffers less through diseases, illnesses, than the man.
3. The woman has more resistance to illnesses and diseases of all kinds.
4. More men go mad, the number is almost double.
5. And more men commit suicide; again the number is double.


In every possible way except the muscular, the woman is far superior. But to have muscular strength is not really something very superior; it is animalistic. In that sense a wolf is far superior, a tiger even more, and a lion still more.

Man must have become aware of his inferiority millions of years ago hence the development of a inborn psychological mechanism: whenever you become aware of certain inferiority, you have to compensate for it.

The ugly person tries to look beautiful, pretends to be beautiful in every possible way. He will try with clothes, with cosmetics; he will go to beauticians, to plastic surgeons. It is over-compensation; somehow he knows that he is not beautiful and he has to be beautiful.

The inferior person tries to be superior. And because of muscular strength, the man could prove to be the master, and he has dominated the woman down the ages.

Man has had a need for establishing greatness, however, all the great that man has created is... Genghis Khan, Tamerlane, Nadir Shah, Alexander, Napoleon, Adolph Hitler, and Mao Zedong to name a few. All war-mongers!

On the other hand, famous women rulers of greatness include: Nefertiti, Tzu-his, Mary Queen of Scots, Golda Meier, Indira Gandhi, Liliuokalani, and Joan of Arc.

So I guess there are great differences between the sexes.
 
mrsd607 said:
I think women understand men a LOT better than they understand us. How do you think women (not US, of course, Nightwolf;) !) get away with the crap they do? I have to say I think Damm is definitely on to something!:rolleyes: Women want to be treated as equals but are still playing the damsel in distress card to the max. Being a woman, I have to say that I have EARNED my title as "She Who is Revered" (NO - that's NOT reserved for women over 90!:mad: ), and **** it, there are people out there from whom I demand reverence!! Where the HELL is my coffee??!!?? I have a feeling it's going to be a long day at work......:(
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LOL ive never met a woman who understands me.

I usually treat wemon with the respect I would expect in return. I just have a problem finding wemon who are actually available ^^; .

I have but three qualifications
1. Not a psycho
2. Not a ****
3. I have to be somewhat attracted to them physically (im not looking for miss universe here just someone who I wouldnt barf looking at)

Its also difficult when I tell people im waiting to get married to have sex. They usually start acting like im gonna strike them dead after that - -; .
 
Well without a little physical attraction the relationship wouldn't work out in the end.
 
greyscale42 said:
LOL ive never met a woman who understands me.

I usually treat wemon with the respect I would expect in return. I just have a problem finding wemon who are actually available ^^; .

I have but three qualifications
1. Not a psycho
2. Not a ****
3. I have to be somewhat attracted to them physically (im not looking for miss universe here just someone who I wouldnt barf looking at)

Its also difficult when I tell people im waiting to get married to have sex. They usually start acting like im gonna strike them dead after that - -; .
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I've met a girl who understands me more than my own mother. Her name is Sunnee and we dated for only one month because her mom doesn't really like the black population of the world. But we still talk to each other and we're still "friends".:thumbsup:
 
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