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Circumcision

MrsPiggy said:
The only way he would be clean as a whistle would be to shower right before hand... if not there is no choice but to merinate as the sucker doesn't breath down there...

then again I make DH shower before he touches me anyways so (and vice versa) ... I guess it doesn't matter either way.. :giggles:
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Hubby sure would be showering lots then. He's at least once a day.... Sometimes more(I don't do sloppy seconds).... But, if this were the case...... Dang man, just stay in the shower and we can get it on in there...
 
I dated a dude from Mesadonia once. "dated" ... whatever

Anyways, grossest penis I have ever seen. DH has what I affectionately call a "hot ****" :)
...too bad he's at work right now while the kids nap.... ;)
 
mrsmom said:
"culture"? Canadians are the same as Americans............just not as cool. :hides:
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Hot tub sex = dangerously overrated for short people. Lots of squeeking and sliding unexpectedly under water does not make for a hot night.
 
Mwahahaha, I would! He's the shy one. I'll give you his number, see if you can talk him into it ;)

the one time he said something sexual in public had me FLOORED. It was so funny.
we had a superbowl party when I was preg w/ DD. My bff was reading my What to Expect book and she was taking excerpts. "Are you concerned with having twins?"
"No, I'm not having twins."
"Okay, skip that part. Are you concerned with morning sickness?"
"No, I have it but the book didn't do **** for it."
"Okay, are you concerned with having a tilted uterus?"
"Well, i DO have a tilted uterus apparently."
Drunken DH happened to walk past at that moment and said, 'Its from my penis!" and ran away. It was so funny cuz it's so not him, LMAO!

Sorry to go OT...just a bit bored lol
 
Tazznum1 said:
Hot tub sex = dangerously overrated for short people. Lots of squeeking and sliding unexpectedly under water does not make for a hot night.
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Recently had this for the first time for both of us - good times! he felt a bit woozy afterwards :lol: Nothing a beer and a nap couldn't handle
 
MrsPiggy said:
Sorry I am going to be the vain one here.. but penis's that still have foreskin are ugly as all hell! IMO.
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where is the "like this post one hundred times or more button!!!?" i am right there with ya on that page!!! i have not viewed any centerfolds or porn, but am wondering what the male models are sporting, cuz i would only be hoping the non-turtlenecks were all the rage. the other really does fit the bill in the "one eyed trouser worm" definition. just saying.
 
linkin said:
where is the "like this post one hundred times or more button!!!?" i am right there with ya on that page!!! i have not viewed any centerfolds or porn, but am wondering what the male models are sporting, cuz i would only be hoping the non-turtlenecks were all the rage. the other really does fit the bill in the "one eyed trouser worm" definition. just saying.
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mrsmom....Your expertise is needed here.
 
We should cut women's labias off. They don't do anything and could collect germs. Cut them off right off. Earlier the better.
 
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