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does anyone here "mow" the whole front yard? NOT for KIDS
- Thread starter annpiotrowski
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I remember using the epilady on my legs ooohhh that hurts! Whoever invented that was so stupid... but the bikini epilady was good.
Looks like TON got his pic!
Whatcha think TON? Do you like the Epilady?
Whatcha think TON? Do you like the Epilady?
OMG.............I was thinking the same thing. LOL
I just shave it, tried to home wax once. Not good!!!
Yeah, home wax is not good :surrender:
I always keep my turtle nice and groomed. That is, until I can't see it anymore. Then I try using a mirror while shaving. Then when my back starts hurting because I have an overgrown youngun lounging on my bladder, I quit, because it is so not worth it to shave and then get one little nick. Because then I cry. And then I can't breathe because for some reason some pregnant women suffer from congestion and I happen to be one of them.....Joy.....
You're going to laugh, but get a beard trimmer. You will be able to spruce things up down there with limited/no view of what you're doing without the risk of nicking yourself(sit in a chair in front of a mirror). It may not be totally "even" :lol: but it will do the job. I've had 4 kids and it worked like a charm each time. :giggles:
I use my bikini trimmer first and then shave the rest to make it even. I wouldn't be able to function if it wasn't all uniform. I seriously think Fiya and I have OCD because everything we do has to be perfect before we leave it and move on to another project, which is why we're both smart ****es....
And no, Fiya, I don't need help. I'll just quit all together. Only Josh and Dr. Burns get to see my snatch....
I definately have to shave, but I don't do the bare look to often. My husband doesn't really care what I do unless it's a crazy jungle, then it's no fun for anyone. For those who can't stand the itching, I put a little deoterant on after I shave and it really helps.
Funny story . . . when I was 14-15 maybe, I went with my mom to try on bathing suits and she came out to model it for me and well . . . things weren't very tidy and me being me said to my mother . . . 'Mom I think it's time to do some yard work!' To this day my sister-in-law cracks up anytime the subject comes up and she remembers my mom telling her this story. She says she thought she was the only one who spoke her mind. I love my mom, but really sometimes parents need helppppppp.
Funny story . . . when I was 14-15 maybe, I went with my mom to try on bathing suits and she came out to model it for me and well . . . things weren't very tidy and me being me said to my mother . . . 'Mom I think it's time to do some yard work!' To this day my sister-in-law cracks up anytime the subject comes up and she remembers my mom telling her this story. She says she thought she was the only one who spoke her mind. I love my mom, but really sometimes parents need helppppppp.
:lol::lol::lol:
Wait, I have an even better story involving my parents . . .
I had surgery to remove a barthonlins cyst (however you spell it, I just know it hurt) from my inner labia . . . . yes it was pretty scaring knowing I was going under with my legs strapped Wide The F*ck Open for whomever was there to see . . . anyway, my dad called to check on how I was doing and being as my dad used to be a Hell's Angel and is a truck driver with a terribly dirty mouth (hmm wonder where I get it from), he told me to tell my boyfriend at the time to keep his d*ck in his pants until I was healed alllllll the way. My smart **** remark without skipping a beat said 'Dad, I have other wholes you know!' To my father!!! To this day I blame it on the drugs I was given, I guess I was feeling a little loose mouthed in more ways than one.
My family has a tendancy to bring that story up during the holiday after everyones' had a few drinks and then a few more.
I'm a bad bad girl.
I had surgery to remove a barthonlins cyst (however you spell it, I just know it hurt) from my inner labia . . . . yes it was pretty scaring knowing I was going under with my legs strapped Wide The F*ck Open for whomever was there to see . . . anyway, my dad called to check on how I was doing and being as my dad used to be a Hell's Angel and is a truck driver with a terribly dirty mouth (hmm wonder where I get it from), he told me to tell my boyfriend at the time to keep his d*ck in his pants until I was healed alllllll the way. My smart **** remark without skipping a beat said 'Dad, I have other wholes you know!' To my father!!! To this day I blame it on the drugs I was given, I guess I was feeling a little loose mouthed in more ways than one.
My family has a tendancy to bring that story up during the holiday after everyones' had a few drinks and then a few more.
I'm a bad bad girl.
Awesome story.
OMFG You crack me up. You are my new best friend. I almost pissed my pants!
Don't encourage the wild animals....didn't you read the signs?
^5 asb...once again I MUST ask...do you have a brother around my age???
What signs?
I can't wait to see this new gal with MrsPiggy, Georgie, Fiya, the "mom's" and I'm not sure who all else in one thread. Computer will end up smokin'.
