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OMG.............I was thinking the same thing. LOL
I just shave it, tried to home wax once. Not good!!!
I always keep my turtle nice and groomed. That is, until I can't see it anymore. Then I try using a mirror while shaving. Then when my back starts hurting because I have an overgrown youngun lounging on my bladder, I quit, because it is so not worth it to shave and then get one little nick. Because then I cry. And then I can't breathe because for some reason some pregnant women suffer from congestion and I happen to be one of them.....Joy.....
You're going to laugh, but get a beard trimmer. You will be able to spruce things up down there with limited/no view of what you're doing without the risk of nicking yourself(sit in a chair in front of a mirror). It may not be totally "even" :lol: but it will do the job. I've had 4 kids and it worked like a charm each time. :giggles:
I definately have to shave, but I don't do the bare look to often. My husband doesn't really care what I do unless it's a crazy jungle, then it's no fun for anyone. For those who can't stand the itching, I put a little deoterant on after I shave and it really helps.
Funny story . . . when I was 14-15 maybe, I went with my mom to try on bathing suits and she came out to model it for me and well . . . things weren't very tidy and me being me said to my mother . . . 'Mom I think it's time to do some yard work!' To this day my sister-in-law cracks up anytime the subject comes up and she remembers my mom telling her this story. She says she thought she was the only one who spoke her mind. I love my mom, but really sometimes parents need helppppppp.
Awesome story.I have an ...
inner labia ...
yes it was pretty ...
my legs strapped Wide ...
My ...
**** ...
I guess I was ...
a little loose ...
I'm a bad bad girl.
Wait, I have an even better story involving my parents . . .
I had surgery to remove a barthonlins cyst (however you spell it, I just know it hurt) from my inner labia . . . . yes it was pretty scaring knowing I was going under with my legs strapped Wide The F*ck Open for whomever was there to see . . . anyway, my dad called to check on how I was doing and being as my dad used to be a Hell's Angel and is a truck driver with a terribly dirty mouth (hmm wonder where I get it from), he told me to tell my boyfriend at the time to keep his d*ck in his pants until I was healed alllllll the way. My smart **** remark without skipping a beat said 'Dad, I have other wholes you know!' To my father!!! To this day I blame it on the drugs I was given, I guess I was feeling a little loose mouthed in more ways than one.
My family has a tendancy to bring that story up during the holiday after everyones' had a few drinks and then a few more.
I'm a bad bad girl.
OMFG You crack me up. You are my new best friend. I almost pissed my pants!Awesome story.
OMFG You crack me up. You are my new best friend. I almost pissed my pants!
OMFG You crack me up. You are my new best friend. I almost pissed my pants!
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