..when the bus is full and you are standing and random, sketchy guy beside you has to hold on to the bar up above his head so you get a faceful of sweaty armpit 'til you get home?
lol...no, my boss hasn't caught me. and i jump when people come to see me anyway 'cuz my back is to the hall and they always take pains to stay extra quiet and sneak up lol.
...when there is a power outage some time in the night, and you wake up and all your clocks say different times confusing you completely as to whether you should actually be out of bed or not...
oh I hate that or when you are trying to syncronize your alarm clock with your other clock cuz your just anal about it and as soon as the minute changes you push the little button, oh but wait it skipped ahead a minute so now you have to wait a whole other minute and now you are driving yourself crazey!
...when the power goes out while you are at work, and it turns your computer off but you haven't saved your work, then the backup generator kicks in a second later so you can't even use it as an excuse to leave
When you get up, hit the snooze on the alarm, cuddle back in bed for "just a minute" and wake up to realize you've slept for an hour and a half and will be late to work if you can't make it within the next 15 minutes.
What's worse is when you completely forget to set the alarm the next night and re-enact the whole scenario.
...when you turn your alarm off for the weekend 'cuz you want to sleep in, but then forget to turn it on for monday morning...and tuesday morning...and wednesday morning
...i use a tv for my alarm, and you just set it and it stays set, but if you turn it off it stays off. very annoying lol.
Getting in to work early, hitting the wrong button on the alarm pad, then having the alarm company call as you're looking for the company issued code-card. The police and the CEO (who is supposed to be leaving for his vacation that day) showing up 15 minutes later just as you've located the code card (the alarm company has long since hung up) and it has your maiden name on it when your ID has the married one.
You realize the reason your not-so-better half left all the windows in the truck open is because he spilled nasty beer in the drivers seat and now you are at work and you figure out 'hey, I smell like beer!'
or you plan somthing and the day before someone else wants to go in and change it all up and so all the time and worry you put into it seems like nothing.
You have asked you other half to pitch in and help so he finally does and it makes you wonder why you even bothered.
He washed a load of laundry last night. I smell like bleach today! WOw I think I am going for a record of a new smell everyday now. Beer on Mondays, bleach on Tuesdays I wonder what it will be tomorrow and the rest of the week. I think he did it on purpose so I will not ask him anymore. It worked.