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Clars said:
LALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALA. (fingers in ears)
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The other day I got an invite to a party from my stepmonster, "Dad" and their daughter (none of whom I've spoken to in at least a year). The top of the invite says: "Red Solo Cup, I Fill You Up.........". At first I thought "WTF?!" because all of their parties have always been "dry". Soo I read on to find they're having Miller Lite, pop, water or bring your own. Huh that's a change. Still not going. :fart:
 
ALABAMA - Angels Among Us
Diamond Rio - I Believe
You've Never Been This Far Before ( Conway Twitty )
Love country
 
Sorry to post the whole song but it's terribly amusing and I couldn't pick a favorite line or two. So enjoy or be offended :)

The Bloodhound Gang's Three Point One Four

My last girlfriend didn't like me thought she might be,
Most likely a **** she just didn't excite me,
Lefty? Yeah but that was alright,
She was hotter than the sun but she just wasn't that bright,
My mistake she was more flaky than a leper colony,
I think a wooden clothespin would have been much better company,
**** like a donkey acting funky gave her "L" now she's a flunky,
So my love for her died quicker than a batch of Sea Monkeys,
Early bird gets the worm spread your legs or spread the word,
So what if I'm not the smartest peanut in the ****,
I'm white which goes with everything but I can come in any color,
And I'm looking for the kind of girl that reminds me of my mother,
But it's hard to find a girl with a viper tattooed on her tushy,
And how many girls do you know that can play the harmonica with their pussies?
Like em' easy and hot and sweet like a Rice Krispie Treat, gee,
You know what I really want in a girl? Me,

I need to find a new vagina,
Any kind of new vagina,
It's hard to rhyme a word like vagina,
Calvin Klein? Kind of North Carolina,

Women are like dog, doo, hear me through don't interrupt,
It's just the older that they are the easier they get to pick-up,
I'd fill the generation gap clean the cobwebs from her rafters,
Old hens would rather put out than be put out to the pasture,
No age just ain't a gauge I like my girls like my cheese,
Preferably for me fat-free American singles only,
I want my next chick anorexic, the winner is the thinner,
Won't have to take her skinny **** out to a fancy dinner,
Like Sizzler she got a beef we'll chew the fat,
If I forget to put the seat up I can put up with her crap,
Let her lash out and crack the whip but not in bed I don't play rough,
No I can't be tied down with a girl that wants me tied up,
Just independent like NOFX ,smart like Janeane Garafolo,
She'd use big words to make fun of me so that I would never know,
Bestow upon me all her wisdom of the Dewey Decimal System, gee,
You know what I really want in a girl? Me,

I need to find a new vagina,
Any kind of new vagina,
It's hard to rhyme a word like vagina,
Kevin Klein? Kind of South Carolina,
Vagina vagina vagina vagina,
Vagina vagina vagina vagina.
 
"My love is stronger than your pain, stronger than your fear
Sweet enough to wash the salt from your tears
Deeper than the waves that break against your heart
When You can't go on any longer, my love is stronger"

It's both schmaltzy and high energy dance music which makes it perfect for me.:lol:
 
Barb09 said:
I love every word of "The Pill" by Loretta Lynn...it's historical significance will sooo be lost in another generation or two.
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I'd never heard this song--grew up in Utah it probably was banned. It's excellent!!
 
Lyrics are kinda cheesy so I'm not going to post them but I really love the song Chances Are by Bob Segar and Martina McBride.
 
Mine's a tale that can't be told, my freedom I hold dear.
How years ago in days of old, when magic filled the air.
T'was in the darkest depths of Mordor, I met a girl so fair.
But Gollum, and the evil one crept up and slipped away with her, her, her....yeah.
 
:lol: :lol:

I read it to DH and he told me that was Led Zepplin. :hides: I had no idea and was very curious LMAO
 
Gonna make a break and take a fake
id like a stinking achin shake
I like vanilla cause its the finest of the flavors
Gotta see the show, cause then you'll know
the vertigo is gonna grow
cause its so dangerous you'll have to sign a waiver
 
We drank a toast to innocence we drank a toast to time
We're living in our eloquence, another old lang syne
The beers were empty and our tongues grew tired
and running out of things to say
She gave a kiss to me as I got out
and I watched her drive away
Just for a moment I was back in school
And felt that old familiar pain
And as I turned to make my way back home
the snow turned into rain

It's funny--that one actually makes me think of a particular old girlfriend--so does Wild Wild West by Escape Club--how's that for range?:lol:
 
Steve for the record, if you ever said that something made you think of a girlfriend, the word "old" is always implied ;)
 
I suppose it would have to be at least 14 years ago--dh MIGHT put up with another man--but another woman would just creep him out.:lol:
 
Her skin was soft and sweet, she wore sandals on her feet
Side by side 'till we fell asleep in her mothers bed
She stepped inside of me, said don't ever lie to me
This heart of mine can be yours, yeah, that's what she said
But I just played the role, broke the heart I stold
Because I was young, and dumb and ****ed up in the head
 
If that cat could talk, what tales he'd tell,
About Della and the dealer and the dog as well
But the cat was cool,
And he never said a mumblin' word.
 
The secret o' life is enjoying the passing of time. -James Taylor

Some day we'll look back and it'll all seem funny. -Bruce Springsteen

You don't step on Supermans cape, you don't spit into the wind... -Jim Croce
 
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