I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and we
all could use a little more calmness in our lives. By following the
simple advice I heard on the Dr. Phil show, I have finally found inner
peace. Dr. Phil proclaimed, "the way to achieve inner peace is to finish
all the things you've started and never finished."
So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't
finished, and before leaving the house this morning I finished off a
bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Baileys Irish Cream, a bottle of
Kahlua, a package of Oreos, the remainder of an old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some saltines and a box of chocolates. You have no idea how freaking good I feel. (Please pass this on to those you feel might be in need of inner peace.)
Any man who has his own TV show and has to end it by walking hand in hand with his wife out of the studio at the end of the program is a **** in my opinion.
He licked the fountain of trinkie filling that is oprah and I hope he has images of the ghastly void tha thas become his life after choosing to serve the dark lord of krispy kreme
Any man who has his own TV show and has to end it by walking hand in hand with his wife out of the studio at the end of the program is a **** in my opinion.
Why should anyone be the dominant person in a relationship. Whatever happened to equality?
What is it about some women who like to lead their men around by the gonads? What is it about a man who allows that to happen to him? Maybe we should ask Dr. Phil! LOL
I know what you mean, I see how my mother rules over my father and I shake my head. Of course I make the occasional joke but it doesn't go well with either of them when I say it :D. They should sign like a pre-nup stating that neither partner can become dominate in the relationship it must be equal.
LOL you are too funny, Chris. I can just imagine what you say!
There will always be a battle of the sexes. Look at the Garden of Eden. Eve lead Adam astray because the man didn't know the word "No".
I don't like to see a man or a woman take control of a relationship. One person dominating completely leads to dissatisfaction in the relationship and occasionally abuse be it emotional, physical or financial. That is not good!
Maybe your Dad figures it is better to let your Mom think she is in control. Sometimes it is better than arguing. Whatever he is doing he must be doing it right since they are still together.
Yea you need to hear me when I am on a roll . When one of the partners get total control over the relationship it totally ruins it for the other person. Some people won't do anything about it either since they are afraid they will ruin the relationship.
What is it about some women who like to lead their men around by the gonads? What is it about a man who allows that to happen to him? Maybe we should ask Dr. Phil! LOL
i dont even mean it like that just mean that there is nothing wrong with a woman being strong not all women want to be barefoot and pregnant. and there are some men who are sensitive and like a woman who is the strong one sometimes it balences out a relationship
Eve asked to speak with the Lord.
"Yes, Eve?" the Lord said.
"Lord" Eve began. " I know that you created me and provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals,
as well as that hilarious comedic snake,
but I'm just not happy."
"And why is that Eve?" asked the Lord
"Lord, I am lonely, and I'm sick to death of apples."
"Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall create a man for you."
"Man? What is that, Lord?"
"A flawed creature, with many bad traits. He'll lie, cheat and be vain;
all in all, he'll give you a hard time. But he'll be bigger, faster and
will like to hunt and kill things. I'll create him in such a way that he
will satisfy your physical needs. He will be witless and will revel in
childish things like fighting and kicking a ball about. He won't be as
smart as you, so he will also need your advice to think properly."
"Sounds great," says Eve, with ironically raised eyebrows, "but what's the catch Lord?"
"Well . you can have him on one condition."
"And what's that Lord?"
"As I said, he'll be proud, arrogant and self-admiring ... so you'll have to let him believe that I made him first.
And it will have to be our little secret ..
You know, woman to woman."
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. When one of the partners get total control over the relationship it totally ruins it for the other person. Some people won't do anything about it either since they are afraid they will ruin the relationship.
