Funny City/Town Names

[rosebud]

Every Country or State has a funny City or Town name. Lets see how many you can find.

Toad Suck, Arkansas
Weed, California
Frog Jump, Tennessee
Yellow water, Florida
ZigZag, Oregon
Frostproof, Florida
Noodle, Texas


Here in my State of Connecticut I found:

Gaylordsville
Mechanicsville (did they name this town because only mechanics live there):lol:

 

[lobo]

Ha-ha!

We have Joppa-townie near the Baltimore. This small town is across the Magnolia town, they are shareing the same traffic sign. Both those names are funny for snowmen, cuz Joppa means the organ for defecation, and ... Magnolia is sounds like Govnolia - thats a products of defecation. We even have an joke about snowman who is sying : "Mogulia, hochulia, govnolia - MAGNOLIA!".

Hope that there are no russian reading this thread :lol:

 

[polaris_nine]

Gaylordsville

:lol:

:ulaugh:

ok, so here in texas we have...

Happy
Gaylord (aw, there must be one everywhere...)
Heckville
Looneyville:lol:
Twitty
Notrees

...theres so many more, but these were the funniest I think...

 

[jourgenson]

In NY, we have:

Fishkill
Horseheads
Athol Springs
Chili (pronounced Chai Lie)
Java
Busti


Plus all the Native American-esque names that are more difficult to spell than funny:
Cheektowaga
Tonawanda
Lackawanna
Wanakah

And you can't forget:
Blue Ball, PA
Intercourse, PA

 

[Guest]

Virginville, PA
Sicklerville, NJ

 

[tbsrk]

Mianus, Connecticut
Big Flats, New York (only funny because I once dated a girl from Big Flats, and she was an A cup...)

Oh, and I drive through Horseheads on my way to and from college.

 

[Crashbandicoot]

It, Mississippi