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[FB92]

Chuck Norris was originally offered the role as Frodo in Lord of the Rings. He declined because, "Only a **** would need three movies to destroy a piece of jewelery."

Chuck Norris was in all 6 Star Wars movies............... As The Force.

 

[ShadyX]

Chuck Norris was in all 6 Star Wars movies............... As The Force.

Chuck Norris doesn't use pickup lines, he simply says, "Now."

 

[FB92]

Chuck Norris doesn't use pickup lines, he simply says, "Now."

Chuck Norris special orders his pencils without erasers because Chuck Norris doesn't make mistakes.

 

[ShadyX]

Chuck Norris special orders his pencils without erasers because Chuck Norris doesn't make mistakes.

Chuck Norris is the only person that can punch a cyclops between the eye.

 

[FB92]

Chuck Norris is the only person that can punch a cyclops between the eye.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

 

[ShadyX]

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

When you celebrate your birthday, you do not celebrate the date of your birth, you celebrate that Chuck Norris allowed you to live another year.

 

[FB92]

When you celebrate your birthday, you do not celebrate the date of your birth, you celebrate that Chuck Norris allowed you to live another year.

Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.

 

[ShadyX]

Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.

When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.

 

[FB92]

When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn?t wear a watch. HE decides what time it is.

 

[ShadyX]

Chuck Norris doesn?t wear a watch. HE decides what time it is.

Chuck Norris can drown a fish.

 

[FB92]

Chuck Norris can drown a fish.

Well I can too, just bring it out of the water

Chuck Norris got into a car wreck and the airbag never went off. It was too afraid to hit him.

 

[ShadyX]

Well I can too, just bring it out of the water

Chuck Norris got into a car wreck and the airbag never went off. It was too afraid to hit him.

Thats not drowning. Thats suffocating

M.C. Hammer learned the hard way that Chuck Norris can touch this.

 

[FB92]

Bahahahahaha

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live

 

[ShadyX]

Bahahahahaha

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live

When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.

 

[FB92]

When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.

Once the cop pulled over Chuck Norris....the cop was lucky to leave with a warning.

 

[ShadyX]

Once the cop pulled over Chuck Norris....the cop was lucky to leave with a warning.

Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

 

[FB92]

Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.

 

[ShadyX]

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

 

[Alessa Twinblades]

If you write Chuck Norris in Scrabble you win... forever