Gimme Some Pick-Up Lines!!!

[liltaz]

Why not just straight out "Gimme some nookie"? lmao

If you said that one to me, I'd be likely to give you one of my dog's hairs (see post above)

 

[Alien]

I just found various hilarious ones out on the web, I haven't made any of these up.

Last thing I'd ever use on someone is a pick-up line!

How quickly they turn on me!

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["Everything was true. God was an alien. Oz really is over the
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[spidergoolash]

me love you long time ...

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"it's easier to stay out than get out"

 

[liltaz]

I'm kind of starting to feel sorry for any women Alien meets on the streets...

 

[nootch]

My favorite's the bunny one too

True story...A friend of mine is a little shy, but as soon as he gets some drinks in him, he thinks he's superfly. So he's at a club, drunk, and he actually used this line on a girl: "If I don't call you tomorrow, I'll shave my nuts." The funniest thing is that he DID get the number, and DID NOT call her the next day (whether or not he followed through with it, I don't even want to know).

p.s. - Alien, I've always known it as "F*** me if I'm wrong, but you wan't to f*** me."

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"Should I call you Logan, WeaponX?"

 

[liltaz]

If I say you've got a nice body, would you hold it against me?

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A conservative is a liberal who's been mugged.

 

[Prox]

-Hey Baby can you do math . . .
-yes . . .
-Well then lets go back to my place, Add a bed, Subtract your clothes, Devide your leggs and I'll Multiply.
-*Slap*

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uh yeah . . .

 

[nootch]

"is this your dollar?"

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"Should I call you Logan, WeaponX?"

 

[Foru2ctoo]

I'm confused about the dollar one. It sounds like it has something to do with a prostitute.

 

[Bones]

Here's one,
You reach over and pretend to look at the label on the girls shirt and reply: "Just what I thought...Made in Heaven"

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"You take the red pill and you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes."

 

[liltaz]

lmao oh geeeez

I think I'd just have to laugh until I cried if these were used on me!



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A conservative is a liberal who's been mugged.

 

[Bones]

Here's another...
You ask the girl if her legs are tired...

If she answers yes or no, you reply "They should be...because you've been running through my mind all night long..."

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"You take the red pill and you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes."

 

[marclimon]

How does it feel to be the most beautiful woman in the (club, bar, strip joint, etc)? [pause, but only slightly] Could you please ask your friend?

Her self-esteem will be so crushed, she'll have no other option, but to sleep with you to rebuild it.

"With great power, comes great responsibility." - Spiderman

 

[Dan Hutter]

You got a mirror in your pants because I can see me in 'em - 50 Cent.

Is it cold in here or are you just happy to see me.

My personal favorite: "Excuse me, do you like fat guys with no money" it's like the anti-pickup line for when a broad is aggravating me. :D