Girls...cant live with 'em, cant kill 'em. Seriously, sometimes they really piss me off. Its their stupid mind games. they awlays hint at things and get mad if you dont figure them out. I was talking to a girl I know earlier today and this is what she said, word for word:
girl: I like you. But I dont like like you...right now
me: uh...ok. not quite sure what that means. see, i told you i suck at understanding girls
girl: u'll have to figure that one out on ur own
See, what the **** is that. how the hell am i supposed to have the faintest idea what she meant by that. I thought she was just telling me that she wasnt interested, but then she got all pissy and stormed out of the room like I had done something wrong. And now I figure what she was hinting at was pretty important, but with every passing monment I get farther away from "decripting her code". Ah, this is driving me insane. The only thing that will make me feel better is to hear some of your current girl troubles so I can laught at your pain while forgetting my own.
(if anyone has any idea what she might have meant, your input would be much appreciated)
yeah, she does have a boyfriend. Hmm, that might be what she meant... **** dude, your one smart mother ****er. I just figured she wanted me to buy her something.
WIfe *talk talk talk*
Me: Yeah well I'm gping out with grog on the weekend
Wife: NO your not your staying nhere while I go out
Me: ok....*whisper* I'm going out....
I dont know.....I see alot of girls who dump their current BF's for another man....to me(just my theory or whatever) is that some girls are heartless just like men.Men are known more for cheating in a relationship while girls also have the same potential but they are just more secretive about it.
Maybe ....if you like this chick,alot...and willing to take the extra step to take her away...there's possibly a chance.
But if it were me..I dont like dealing with girls who have BF's
whoo my favorite subject!!! I love girls and they love me!!! its just this thing!! Girls kinda just come to me and we start out as friends but then very fast become "**** buddies" whoo!! Im Good!!! I have had tons of girl friends and at one time, had 3 girls at once!!
But, anyway, I've done some thinking and decided to leave this one alone. The girl isnt even that hot. I just liked her personality. And for being such a **** and liking a girl for her personality, I have decided to get drunk and bang the first girl I see.
Originally posted by LSDuce Sure Evan, we beleive you.
But, anyway, I've done some thinking and decided to leave this one alone. The girl isnt even that hot. I just liked her personality. And for being such a **** and liking a girl for her personality, I have decided to get drunk and bang the first girl I see.
I live with my G/f...thats hell enough. I love her to death...but ****...uses money we don't have like it is going out of style. The key to females is that you don't have to understand them, just do the best you can and treat them the way you would like to be treated (haha-right, like that always happens). Just keep in mind where your parents are (happy or not :argue: ) and use that as a role model of what to do (or not) in your situations. Last but not least. Females are like us--- and as said earlier, can be a little more sneaky about them going behind backs and going for a "...bounce, bounce, bounce..." oke:
(nuff of this Loveline with Dr. Drew and Adam)
girl: I like you. But I dont like like you...right now
Womanese Translation: I have a boyfriend but I want to dump him. And when I do, I want you to ask me out
me: uh...ok. not quite sure what that means. see, i told you i suck at understanding girls
What a woman understands: I'm annoyed at you. You better say something to lure me back.
girl: u'll have to figure that one out on ur own
Womanese Translation: I'm being vague and annoying because I want you to wonder and think about me. I don't want to be too open because that's risking my pride.
**** dude, you are the man. never actualy thought about it that way. ****, I wish i had youa round more often. Maybe then I wouldn't make such a jackass of myself.
