I regret to inform you.

[Newk]

that newk has died in a freak masterbating accident. I am sure you are all saddend by this terrible turn of events.

in lue of flowers please send lube to a charitable foundation that has been set up in his name: The Newkie J Pudrocker foundation for the reduction of friction.

Please take a moment to remember him in this thread.


Sincerely,
Exectutor of his estate.
Randolph C Morningwood

 

[KevinL]

I loved me some Newk....

 

[Chase]

We all knew it would end this way.

 

[Kyp]

at least he was naked when it happened

 

[Chase]

So when are we getting drunk?

 

[Kyp]

i was suppose to wait...

 

[barry]

wtf? i KNOW I posted in this thread!!!

weird

 

[Kyp]

So you say

 

[lc69hunter]

RIP Newk...

 

[Chase]

Liars. All of you.

 

[Kyp]

thats a lie