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he he eh

knock knock
whos there?
ietep (i ete tp)
ietep who (i ete tp who-I EAT POO)
he he eh

i cant do proneciations well
 
I dont know if this ones morbid or not, and its not meant to be offensive. My roomies just told me this one.

Why did Hitler kill himself?


...he got the gas bill...
 
I just got this one e-mailed to me:



The scene is sometime in the old era when ****pits had round dials plus flight engineers and navigators. The crusty old-timer captain is breaking in a brand new navigator.

The captain opens his briefcase, pulls out a .38 and rests it on the glare panel. He asks the navigator, "Know what this is for?"

"No, sir," replies the newbie.

"I use it on navigators that get us lost," explains the captain, winking at his first officer.

The navigator then opens his briefcase, pulls out a .45 an sets it on his chart table.

"What's THAT for?" queries the surprised captain. "Well, sir," replies the navigator, "I'll know we're lost before you will."
 
Texas Limo (pathetic, I know)

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I got this from a friend in my email.
 
ROFL!! I hope you weren't discussing that "crude image" with anyone... I swear, we must have perverted your mind up, its a dangerous thing around the workplace. :D
 
ummm...top 10 poster?? if that's it then congrats :) if not then i can only assume you are about to jump on my head lol
 
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