****...I wanted the 911 tape to make the news.
"911 what is your emergency!?"
"Yeah, umm, there is a customer in my store...."
"Yes, ma'am, what is the problem??"
"Well, she has a coupon...please have the cops come, quick!!! Hurry, I am scared!"
"Ma'am are they threatening you? I don't understand...a coupon, ma'am, you mean like those things you cut out of the paper?"
"WEll, it isn't from the paper, she printed it...please have the cops hurry!"
"Ummm, ma'am, you can't call 911 over a person redeeming a coupon....that is called a CUSTOMER ma'am"
"YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND!!!! She HAS A COUPON! HURRY QUICK!!! MY PARENTS OWN THIS STORE AND I WANT AN OFFICER HERE TO ARREST HER"
"ok, I am going to hang up now, ma'am, you can't call 911 for a coupon redemption problem in your store. If your mom owns the store, call your mom. Don't call 911 again for this or we will have the police out there....to arrest you for abusing the 911 system. and have a nice day"