Merry Christmas
- Thread starter Newk
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'Twas the night before Christmas, when all throught the forum.
Not a poster was typing, 'cept Eison who loves whorin';
The Ripple bottles were all emptied in time,
And we all hoped that St Nick didn't mind;
Morph was nestled all snug in his bed,
While visions of peeing strippers danced in his head;
And Kyp with his knife, and Kevin with his fork,
Had just sat down to eat 10 pounds of pork.
When from my office I heard such a clatter,
I got my lazy **** off the couch to see what was the matter;
Away to my chair I stumbled and wavered,
I moved my mouse and turned off the screen saver;
My monitor gave off a soft glow,
What was the ruckus, I wanted to know;
When, what to my bloodshot eyes should appear,
Four posts in a row threatening violence and fear;
With a shiver, and a scared buck,
I knew in a moment it must be Wing Nut;
More rapid than credit card bills his threats they came,
As he struggled and shouted and called us out by name;
"Now, Newkie!, now Snazz!, Now Mike! and Pimp DD!
Die Mark!, Die Martin!, Die Ron and DrMylesOBoogie;
Get your asses up against the wall,
In the name of justice I will lohengrin you all;
I heard him exclain as the smoke cleared that night,
" Happy Christmas to all, and to those dead goodnight."
Not a poster was typing, 'cept Eison who loves whorin';
The Ripple bottles were all emptied in time,
And we all hoped that St Nick didn't mind;
Morph was nestled all snug in his bed,
While visions of peeing strippers danced in his head;
And Kyp with his knife, and Kevin with his fork,
Had just sat down to eat 10 pounds of pork.
When from my office I heard such a clatter,
I got my lazy **** off the couch to see what was the matter;
Away to my chair I stumbled and wavered,
I moved my mouse and turned off the screen saver;
My monitor gave off a soft glow,
What was the ruckus, I wanted to know;
When, what to my bloodshot eyes should appear,
Four posts in a row threatening violence and fear;
With a shiver, and a scared buck,
I knew in a moment it must be Wing Nut;
More rapid than credit card bills his threats they came,
As he struggled and shouted and called us out by name;
"Now, Newkie!, now Snazz!, Now Mike! and Pimp DD!
Die Mark!, Die Martin!, Die Ron and DrMylesOBoogie;
Get your asses up against the wall,
In the name of justice I will lohengrin you all;
I heard him exclain as the smoke cleared that night,
" Happy Christmas to all, and to those dead goodnight."
Originally posted by Eison+Dec 24 2005, 04:52 PM-->QUOTE(Eison @ Dec 24 2005, 04:52 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'>Great re-write Newkie.
And Merry ****ing Christmas to all my ****es at TSG. :santa:
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Thank you, I'll be here all week.
Merry non Cristhmas just came back from far too many things my good stomps
to make it up
*mobile suit army sends fireworks through the skies!*
to make it up
*mobile suit army sends fireworks through the skies!*
