Naughty Santa Joke

[Ash]

"The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live."

:troll: :memelol:

 

[Selena]

Heh heh, some of these are clever.

Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?

Because the snow blower was coming down the block...

:/: :cute:

 

[Ash]

Heh heh, some of these are clever.

Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?

Because the snow blower was coming down the block...

:/: :cute:

:rofl:
That's a good one :good:

Why does Santa go through the chimney?
Because Mrs. Claus told him he'd never get in the back door

 

[Demon_skeith]

Not bad guys, here is mine:

Why does Mrs. Claus always hope for a white Christmas?






Because Santa only comes once a year.

 

[Ash]

HaHa Love that one @Demon_Skeith :rofl: :yus:

One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Clause, "Please send me a sister."
Santa Clause wrote him back, "Ok, send me your mother."

 

[Thomasss]

Lmao.

Why does Santa go through the chimney?

Because Mrs. Claus told him he'd never get through the back door.

 

[Demon_skeith]

Here's a more innocent one:



Why doesn’t Santa have any children?


Because he always wraps his package.

 

[Ash]

Here's a more innocent one:



Why doesn’t Santa have any children?


Because he always wraps his package.

Was literally just about to post that one :lol:

What do snowmen use to make snowbabies?
Snowballs

 

[Nike]

HaHa, their all good :lol: