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"So North Korea have declared that they plan on invading Japan.

I personally wish them the best of luck with storming Takeshi's Castle"

Stole from Sickipedia but it really made me laugh because Takeshi's Castle..;_;
 
Women waking up yawning and men waking up with an erection.
Coincidence?

I think not.

Just updated my CV by saying 'Heavy Indian accent with small vocabulary.'

Totally landing this job at the call centre.


I was installing a light in the loft today, when I slipped off a joist and put my foot right through the bedroom ceiling. It scared the **** out of my girlfriend.

I'm not surprised though, she kicked me out last August.


Pregnant Kim Kardashian is moaning in a magazine, "Nothing looks good on me"
I disagree. A grand piano dropped from a considerable height would.
 
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Hahahahaha


I'm an animal lover.
Grilled, fried or roasted, I love them all.
 
Why are all jokes about women one liners?

So men can understand them.
 
I don't know of any decent jokes...
But here's one that's kind of a nonsense joke, that doesn't make much sense... but for some reason makes me laugh every time I hear it.


"How many okarens does it take to hogi a morflark?




Finbar!" 8D
 
Made me piss myself; just so random. XD
 
A woman runs into a doctor?s office and says ?DOCTOR! DOCTOR! You have to help me! Everywhere I touch on my body it hurts!?

The doctor replied, ?Show me.?

So the woman poked her ankle and screamed of pain. Then she poked her knee and yelled OW. She poked her forehead and screamed again.

She was about to continue when the doctor said, ?That?s enough, let me think this over.? He thought for about a minute and said ?I think I know what your problem is. You broke your finger.?
 
I just explained Google images to my mum.

"Pick anything to search for" I told her.
"What about a nice cream pie?" She asked.

"Except that." I replied.
 
A Mexican student named Jos? transfers to the USA for a study abroad program. He speaks English well enough to get by, make friends, and enjoy himself, but he's still learning. His host family encourages him to attend a football game at the school, so he goes.
When he returns from the game, his host family asked how it went.
"It was great! Everyone was so nice there! I sat down in the bleachers and before the game they were even nice enough to ask if I could see the field, singing 'Jos?, can you see?'"
 
COMEDY PEOPLE... C'mon -_-

Hey hey hey... I am the worst comedian you will ever meet...
knock knock
who's there
I don't like people
*closes curtains*

You see I just don't make funnys happen very often....
But I am sure that you guys can...

Let's spread the laughter, share a joke, bad or good, what does it matter.
 
idk if there's a thread already on this, [MENTION=1]Kirk[/MENTION].

a chicken went to meet a homo..
knock knock

who's there?
the chicken

-.-'

HAHAHAHAHA

this is funnier with another guy really.!
 
Dunno if there is a thread like this but I shall carry on ;)

Whats brown and sticky?
A stick you say? NO! Anal ;)


how do you fit 1,000,000 pikachu's onto a bus?
Pokemon


Whats black and white and red all over?
Penguin in a bar fight


What do you call a deaf man?
Whatever you like he can't hear you

What do you call a mute man?
Anything you want, he won't be able to call you something worse

What do you call a blind man?
Whatever you want, he won't find you

What do you call a quadriplegic?
Anything you want he can't catch you? NO! Thats horrible... you call him by his first name.... Sand... or by his full name... Sand Bag
 
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