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and dance nude around a totem pole.

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You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocketship underpants don't help. - Calvin
 
and then afterwards i treated myself to a lunch of creamy pea soup and crunch and munch caramel-covered popcorn.

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"it's easier to stay out than get out"
 
with a side dish of egg, cheese, and ketchup on a bagel...hehehe
 
unit, which made me feel extremely ...

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"it's easier to stay out than get out"
 
hot and bothered.

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You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocketship underpants don't help. - Calvin
 
Instead of adding another phrase to the story, allow me to add some relevant sound effects...

[insert appropriate smarmy 70's funk porn music here]


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My knob tastes funny.
 
at this point, i felt the urge to ...

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"it's easier to stay out than get out"
 
Suddenly, I remembered...

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This message will self-destruct in 5...4...3...
 
that I wasnt

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uh yeah . . .
 
invited...

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I just dropped in to see what condition my condition was in.
 
to the White House Christmas party *again* this year. Bummer.

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You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocketship underpants don't help. - Calvin
 
So, with a glint in my eye...


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My knob tastes funny.
 
very FUNNY pochi
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and a pocket rocket, i then ...

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"it's easier to stay out than get out"
 
...pausing only to release a fart under the covers....
 
of the bed in the Lincoln bedroom.

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You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocketship underpants don't help. - Calvin
 
Suddenly, I was awakened by strange groans coming from the oval office...
 
so I kicked down the door, only to find..

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You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocketship underpants don't help. - Calvin
 
the room filled with a thick, pungent cloud of cigar smoke...

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"You take the red pill and you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes."
 
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