I'm new here, but I've looked around and I think this is completely appropriate for a forum such as this. so, to start, **** people! why the hell is it that everyone besides me gets laid so easily?! this is the kind of thing that makes me liable to attack strangers with random garbage found on the streets. theres nothing that pisses me off quite so much as knowing one of my friends just got laid (as in, i walk into a room and him and his significant other are arranging their clothes and ****), watching it happen (yes, I have done this, and now, OJ, I understand.), or knowing its about to happen.
whats worst is all three. that, as of yet, hasn't happened, but I got pre-and during tonight, and now I'm- for the most part understandably- pissed. Jesus tittyfucking Christ! I...I... AARGH! I just want to ****ing BITE somebody! the only worse thing I can think of is if it was somebody I hated getting laid and me being there...but at the moment I can't think of HOW that would be worse because at the very least you have blackmail against them to embarrass them in front of their family or something!
:laughing3 :laughing1 :smiley_aa What a first post!
Let me tell you, I am fortunate enough to be married to my beautiful wife, and I get good lovin at least three times a week now. BUT, when I was single, OH MAN, did nothing piss me off more than when everyone else was getting laid and I wasn't! What also pissed me off was the guys who got women drooling over them! I had to work for every piece of, errrr, lovely young lady, I ever got! You my friend, have just posted one of those "IT'S SO TRUE!" posts! BRAVO, :icon_salu and :Welcome:
Well, Choscura, I can honestly and gratefully say that your situation in no way compares with mine!:rolleyes: BTW - WELCOME to Bash Anything!!! :Welcome: Great to have you with us, and I must say, an impressive first post! You have certainly picked the correct forum! I suggest NOT looking the next time this happens to you, or employ a lot of mirrors in your part of the dorm/apartment and GET A DATE!
if it makes ya feel any better i'm not getting "laid" either...tho' i don't think i'm quite so bitter about it lol. it's more the lack of any type of g/f that has me being oh so very bitter. i totally agree about those guys that have girls drooling over them, i hate those guys! honestly and truly, i think they are the biggest losers of all time and are also such pricks. i don't understand why girls go nuts for them...maybe i'll start a new bash thread soon about "bad boys" 'cuz i could just keep going lol.
TOTALLY agree with you dude:eusa_clap. It's so frustrating. And then, when ya finally do get laid, you find out there's something wrong with her. Like she's a ****in head case, or into some weird-**** S&M ****, or engaged to someone else... yeah, I've had some ****ed up experiences with that.
I'm really feelin this post now cause I got caught in a situation where I had to pass up sex with a really hot girl the other night:eusa_wall. My friend was too drunk and I had to take care of her instead. But I can't blame her cause it was her birthday. I can actually laugh about it a lil now... I was pretty drunk too and failed to tell this girl that I was going to leave to make sure my friend got home safely. Instead I just made out with her, grabbed my friend by the arm, and left (stupid, stupid, stupid...). So yea, waiting to see that girl again so she can slap me or tell me off or something, cause I probably deserve it for being a drunken idiot that night.
And being around other people who are getting laid just makes it that much more frustrating. My roommate freshman year used to sexile me all the time... I'd wake up in the middle of the night and my bunk would be shaking... ugh. The only consolation was knowing that he was taking quantity over quality, and the thickest beer goggles in the world wouldn't be enough for me to touch any of the girls he slept with.
yeah yeah...im sure we aren't the only guys who feel the same way we do. however, i think everything happens for a reason...for example ski2bfree had to pass up sex to take care of something else. well, may be, just may be, if you would've had sex with that girl that night, she would've gotten pregnant despite condom use, so it actually saved you a great deal of grief. so i think itll happen when its supposed to happen, so just be patient.
I do my best to make sure MrD doesn't feel the need to complain about anything that he's lacking, but SOMETIMES the little **** will be telling people about the "drought" he's going through or how he needs his pipes flushed (he's a plumber...) and I could just smash him upside his head! Let me tell you without painting a mural - this guy ain't lacking a THING but a good, strong dose of Gas-X!!!!
I get sex ALL the time! Considering I live with my boyfriend basically. Hehe. Its a good life and its GREAT. No job and he pays for EVERYTHING! Haha! I luff being spoiled...
