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That's IT..... I declare WAR!

cookiemom said:
I meant circle of life as in real life, as in one of God's creatures being food/prey for another of God's creatures, not as in cute little disney cartoon characters who talk and sing and dance...

real life, as in spending over $10,000 on a new retaining wall weakened by old age and yearssssssssssss of critters...

real life, as in my sweet Polish gardener daddy did what he could to protect his garden from getting consumed and spoiled by critters

and yes, it's still "ARE"


btw, fyi, blah blah blah, and call me crazed (oh wait, you already did that :lol: ), I don't have anything against rodents in general. We currently have 2 gerbils and 1 guinea pig as pets. Have had nuuuuuuumerous hamsters. I'm perfectly ok with holding, petting, snuggling rodents. It's just the destructive ones taking over our yard that I have a problem with.
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I don't think it's considered "prey" when it's served up to the other critters freshly...dunked. Isn't part of being "prey" in the hunt? I tells ya', you're learning the coyotes and racoons nuttin' good. Soon, they won't be able to fend for themselves at all and then they too shall...HEY! Wait a minute... This is all part of your master plan, isn't it? :tap:

And no fair playing the dad card.

BTW, why did you have nuuuuuumbeous hamsters? Did you go around whacking them for fun too?

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IHeartSaving$ said:
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I don't think it's considered "prey" when it's served up to the other critters freshly...dunked. Isn't part of being "prey" in the hunt? I tells ya', you're learning the coyotes and racoons nuttin' good. Soon, they won't be able to fend for themselves at all and then they too shall...HEY! Wait a minute... This is all part of your master plan, isn't it? :tap:

IHeart, IHeart, IHeart (ummm, that's hard to say 3 times :gah: )..... you must think I serve them LOTSSSSSSSS of the little critters..... no, really, it's not that many... certainly, not enough for them to forget how to fend for themselves.

Now the peeps feeding the coyotes Sunday dinner over there with the ham and chicken :tap: THAT makes them stay in the area and doesn't do either them OR us human peeps any favors :surrender:

And no fair playing the dad card.

but tis the truth .... really

BTW, why did you have nuuuuuumbeous hamsters? Did you go around whacking them for fun too?

noooooooooo, they die after a while.... of old age and natural causes :37:

We've had Rudoph, Dasher and Dancer..... waiting for DD to bring home Prancer any day now when I'm not watching :didi:
she's like that :tap:

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ok, so tonight on the way to hockey parent meeting, I'm driving down SouthWest Highway, 4 lane street, doing about 40mph, not rush hour, but still kinda lots of traffic, when I see this little shape thingy scurrying across the road a ways up in front of me.... the kinda thing that could have been a blowing leaf or a critter...

well NATURALLY it was a critter, right :gah: ...

and well NATURALLY he/she and my car got to the same place at the same time ....

and NATURALLY it didn't make it to the other side... I looked in my rear view mirror :surrender:

Apparently, I am a regular killing machine
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CharlieQ said:
Now maybe there's the solution. Instead of killing them you should take them in and treat them as pets.



If it doesn't workout atleast you could fatten em up and stretch that chili. :lol:
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Do NOT give DD any ideas !
 
cookiemom said:
ok, so tonight on the way to hockey parent meeting, I'm driving down SouthWest Highway, 4 lane street, doing about 40mph, not rush hour, but still kinda lots of traffic, when I see this little shape thingy scurrying across the road a ways up in front of me.... the kinda thing that could have been a blowing leaf or a critter...

well NATURALLY it was a critter, right :gah: ...

and well NATURALLY he/she and my car got to the same place at the same time ....

and NATURALLY it didn't make it to the other side... I looked in my rear view mirror :surrender:

Apparently, I am a regular killing machine

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Dang woman! You are on a roll. (pun intended. Just rolled on over the poor little thing)

Did you even break?
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You are kinda reminding me if Robin Williams in Death to Smoochy. I would have nevr pictured him in that way.... Before that movie, that is.

Patch Adams
Mrs. Doubtfire
Jumanji
Etc

Death to Smoochy. Very disturbing for me.

Now Aunt Bea is a killing machine.

What's next. :pout:
 
georgie said:
You are kinda reminding me if Robin Williams in Death to Smoochy. I would have nevr pictured him in that way.... Before that movie, that is.

Patch Adams
Mrs. Doubtfire
Jumanji
Etc

Death to Smoochy. Very disturbing for me.

Now Aunt Bea is a killing machine.

What's next. :pout:
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What a great movie that was. Almost made up for the crap Robin Williams had been doing before it. I miss old coked out Robin Williams, that guy was funny.
 
georgie said:
Dang woman! You are on a roll. (pun intended. Just rolled on over the poor little thing)

Did you even break?
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The cars were all doing 40... 45? The only way braking was gonna work for sure would be if I stopped totally and waited for the little guy to scamper across. Otherwise I couldn't really tell where exactly he was. Screeching to a stop right there would NOT have been a good idea :surrender:

He SHOULD HAVE crossed at the crosswalk and waited for the "Walk" sign.


georgie said:
You are kinda reminding me if Robin Williams in Death to Smoochy. I would have nevr pictured him in that way.... Before that movie, that is.

Patch Adams
Mrs. Doubtfire
Jumanji
Etc

Death to Smoochy. Very disturbing for me.

Now Aunt Bea is a killing machine.

What's next. :pout:
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so do you wanna cancel your order ? :37:
 
Clars said:
What a great movie that was. Almost made up for the crap Robin Williams had been doing before it. I miss old coked out Robin Williams, that guy was funny.
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I think Robin Williams is the funniest person on this planet. Ever.
 
Mary, check out the swimming pool I am trying to sell you over in Killer Frog...... I think I solved all your problems and you can resume your Aunt Bea personna.:lol:
 
LOL, Patty! I saw your suggestion. While it sounds like a LOVELY idea and all, the chipmunks would still be digging all over when they weren't busy having a margarita and sunbathing over at the pool :party6:

btw, for anyone seriously thinking about a pond, they are a LOT of work under certain circumstances,... my neighbor has one..... we've all got big old oak trees and it's a HUGE job to clean out the ponds from all the leaves and general tree crap that clogs them up big time every year :surrender:
 
cookiemom said:
LOL, Patty! I saw your suggestion. While it sounds like a LOVELY idea and all, the chipmunks would still be digging all over when they weren't busy having a margarita and sunbathing over at the pool :party6:

btw, for anyone seriously thinking about a pond, they are a LOT of work under certain circumstances,... my neighbor has one..... we've all got big old oak trees and it's a HUGE job to clean out the ponds from all the leaves and general tree crap that clogs them up big time every year :surrender:
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No, no...no digging they will be trying to get the sunflower seeds....you have to add the sunflower seeds...just looks better then a white bucket:giggles:.

On a serious note...your right about the ponds if you got trees. I volunteered to clean out the middle schools pond because nobody was taking care of the inner court...all overgrown...made me sad because the kids took the time to do it a while back for the teachers so they would have a nice place to go during their break...and overtime nobody kept it up....Man that was a yucky job. I pulled the pond out and turned it over and covered it with dirt...less maintenance the next go around.

People also spend a lot of money for Koi fish, stock it up good and then the hawks fly in and nab them.
 
Swale2010 said:
No, no...no digging they will be trying to get the sunflower seeds....you have to add the sunflower seeds...just looks better then a white bucket:giggles:.

OK, I get that now! :lol: But they'd still be doing PLENTY of digging, cause they dig tunnels all over and live in them.

On a serious note...your right about the ponds if you got trees. I volunteered to clean out the middle schools pond because nobody was taking care of the inner court...all overgrown...made me sad because the kids took the time to do it a while back for the teachers so they would have a nice place to go during their break...and overtime nobody kept it up....Man that was a yucky job. I pulled the pond out and turned it over and covered it with dirt...less maintenance the next go around.

People also spend a lot of money for Koi fish, stock it up good and then the hawks fly in and nab them.

Our neighbors did that..... put in $$$ fish and the raccoons ate them right up :lol:
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