The Confabulation Thread - Part 2
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Ok, i stopped on the way home for work for some firewood and ripple wine. while in the store (cause a real man picks his own wood off the pallet) The store was packed and I said to myself (well not exactly to myself) "shouldn't you ****s be doing some last minute Christmas shopping" this started the weird looks from my fellow patrons. the next look I got was from an elderly black woman when I said "ripple wine". As I was looking at the drink mixers I felt a strange scratching sensation in my genital area. As I tried to adjust and figure out what little woodland creature had found its way into my ****in pants. i got the best look yet from some middle aged woman who was completely mortified. At this point I figured I should make a hasty retreat before the authorities were notified. So I turned to the Lady Newk and said "We gotta go NOW." I figured going to the bathroom would attract to much attention, so I walked bowlegged to the cashier. (again I am the center of attention) As I'm loading my assortment of ripple wine and exotic drink mixers on the belt I got a sharp pain that started at my left testicle and ended some where near the age of Social security elegabilty. I let out a Yeooww that would have made rick flair proud. Luckily, the cashier was obviously stoned and thought a random drum circle was about to break out. I paid for my libations and wood(tee-hee) and made a break for it. I thought I was safe till I went to sit in the car. Yeoooww, I desperately looked for a spot to investigate this more thorougly. Score, an abandoned bread truck. I pulled up behind the bread truck and dropped trow (sp?) like my pants were on fire and my **** was catching, and there it was, a toothpick with a point that would make an engraver drool. I removed the offending stick and came home....I think I'm gettin to much bran.
Thank god I do not. I welcome a nice long 3 day weekend after not having a day off the last 2 or 3 weeks.
How about you, are you off this weekend?
Interesting show on Discovery Science Channel, if I haven't already mentioned it before.
http://science.discovery.com/convergence/s...urvivorman.html
http://www.survivorman.ca/
I really only have family stuff to do & then I have the weekend to myselfOriginally posted by Eison@Dec 23 2005, 09:45 PM
Good for you. And nope I'll be off until Tuesday.
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Originally posted by Kyp@Dec 23 2005, 05:53 PM
I really only have family stuff to do & then I have the weekend to myselfÂ
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I only have one more family dinner tomorrow night and then I am done with Christmas my **** self.
Originally posted by Kyp+Dec 23 2005, 05:59 PM-->QUOTE(Kyp @ Dec 23 2005, 05:59 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'>Sounds good.
bring me leftovers
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my mom is cooking so you might not want any.
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Okay I'm falling asleep while I'm typing, I am really off to bed now
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night kyppy.
