The Confabulation Thread - Part 2
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I have to go eat a ton of food now. I can't eat anything after midnight and nothing to drink after 8am until sometime around 4pm tomorrow 
I think I may actually starve to death :mellow:
I have to go in for a Esophagogastroduodenoscopy, or so the paperwork says. All I know is they are need to stick some fiber optic cable thing down my throat, take some pictures and take some samples from my small intestine.
All I know for sure is if I wake up with my pants off I'm not paying
I think I may actually starve to death :mellow:I have to go in for a Esophagogastroduodenoscopy, or so the paperwork says. All I know is they are need to stick some fiber optic cable thing down my throat, take some pictures and take some samples from my small intestine.
All I know for sure is if I wake up with my pants off I'm not paying
I have to go eat a ton of food now. I can't eat anything after midnight and nothing to drink after 8am until sometime around 4pm tomorrow
I have to go in for a Esophagogastroduodenoscopy, or so the paperwork says. All I know is they are need to stick some fiber optic cable thing down my throat, take some pictures and take some samples from my small intestine.
All I know for sure is if I wake up with my pants off I'm not paying
hey, at least it's going down your throat...
ask them to take pictures and post them.
i had a brain blood flow test today. :mellow: as a favour for a friend's wife who's doing their psych honours project. i ended up with sticky gel in my hair and in my ear. she couldn't aim for ****.
she couldn't aim for ****.LOL. I could do a lot with that post. But I won't. :shifty:
Yeah I was gonna let that one go too.
Ya know I didn't think to ask but I will when they call with the test results. I was wrong they don't knock you how they just get ya feeling good but you are still aware of everything that is going on, so it was weird but kind of cool.hey, at least it's going down your throat...
ask them to take pictures and post them.
You are always so soft on wednesdays
I know. Wanna make me hard :brows:?
I am an absolute Pyro.
I had to pull some bullets today from some overpressure loads. After I pulled them I had used gunpowder that I didn't want to try to reuse for various reasons. I lit the powder and watched it burn. Was really neat.
For those who don't know, modern smokeless powder is NOT an explosive. Blackpowder is. Smokeless powder is properly considered a propellant. It doesn't explode it just burns quickly, producing expanding gasses that propel the bullet down the barrel. Outside of a brass case and gun barrel it just burns pretty.
I had to pull some bullets today from some overpressure loads. After I pulled them I had used gunpowder that I didn't want to try to reuse for various reasons. I lit the powder and watched it burn. Was really neat.
For those who don't know, modern smokeless powder is NOT an explosive. Blackpowder is. Smokeless powder is properly considered a propellant. It doesn't explode it just burns quickly, producing expanding gasses that propel the bullet down the barrel. Outside of a brass case and gun barrel it just burns pretty.
I hate Chapel Hill
I was in Panera this morning to get a cup of coffee and a ****ing orange scone (don't you dare call me a homo). So the woman behind the counter says, "Hi, how are you?" (Like she really gives a **** right?) So I reply, "I'd like a large coffee and an orange scone." She replies, "I'm doing well this morning thanks for asking" (At which point it comes to my attention that we are having two entirely different conversations and apparently are expecting different outcomes). I replied "I didn't ask, I'd like a large coffee and an orange scone, please." She tells me my total and I give her my money. She replies, "Well here is your cup for your coffee and let me get that scone for you. This is an excellent choice. Sounds like a nice breakfast." :huh:
I remain mute at this point and am even more convinced that we are not operating in the same plane of the universe. She hands me my scone and says "Here is your scone and I hope it is everything you ever wished for." At which point I stood there for a long moment with a dumbfounded look on my face before replying, "Lady, it's a ****ing Orange Scone, not a **** from Jessica Biel." I went to fix my coffee and left her standing there mute with a dumbfounded look on her face.
I was in Panera this morning to get a cup of coffee and a ****ing orange scone (don't you dare call me a homo)
. So the woman behind the counter says, "Hi, how are you?" (Like she really gives a **** right?) So I reply, "I'd like a large coffee and an orange scone." She replies, "I'm doing well this morning thanks for asking" (At which point it comes to my attention that we are having two entirely different conversations and apparently are expecting different outcomes). I replied "I didn't ask, I'd like a large coffee and an orange scone, please." She tells me my total and I give her my money. She replies, "Well here is your cup for your coffee and let me get that scone for you. This is an excellent choice. Sounds like a nice breakfast." :huh:I remain mute at this point and am even more convinced that we are not operating in the same plane of the universe. She hands me my scone and says "Here is your scone and I hope it is everything you ever wished for." At which point I stood there for a long moment with a dumbfounded look on my face before replying, "Lady, it's a ****ing Orange Scone, not a **** from Jessica Biel." I went to fix my coffee and left her standing there mute with a dumbfounded look on her face.
