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"Be vewy, vewy quiet ..... I'm hunting meals-on-wheels! Shhhhhh!!"
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A Polish man married an American girl, and though his English wasn't very good, they got along very well.



One day he rushes into a lawyer's office and asks him to arrange a divorce for him. The lawyer says that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asks him the following questions:

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Have you any grounds?

Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.

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No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?

It made of concrete.

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I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge?

No, we have carport, and not need one.

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I mean what are your relations like?

All my relations still in Poland.

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Is there any infidelity in your marriage?

We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.

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Does your wife beat you up?

No, I always up before her.

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Is your wife a nagger?

No, she white.

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Why do you want this divorce?

She going to kill me.

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What makes you think that??

I got proof.

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What kind of proof?

She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom.



I can read English pretty good, and it say:

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