P Prox Part Of The Furniture PF Member Messages 3,107 Reaction score 0 Points 402 Jun 18, 2003 #81 #4. Oprah - oh **** its too late
A Alyth Chief Talker PF Member Messages 1,979 Reaction score 2 Points 404 Jun 18, 2003 Thread Owner #82 3) Sinead O'Conner :tongue:
M monsieurjohn Peak Forum Legend PF Member Messages 5,076 Reaction score 1 Points 404 Jun 19, 2003 #83 2) marilyn manson
D Diesel Peak Forum Legend PF Member Messages 6,612 Reaction score 1 Points 0 Jun 19, 2003 #84 1) Chevy Chase Top 10 Worst Ways To Die 10) Falling in the vat at the SPAM plant.
P Prox Part Of The Furniture PF Member Messages 3,107 Reaction score 0 Points 402 Jun 19, 2003 #85 9) bring run over by a suv carying one soccer mom who cant see over the stering wheel, and one 5 year old
9) bring run over by a suv carying one soccer mom who cant see over the stering wheel, and one 5 year old
T tylerdriver Active Talker PF Member Messages 144 Reaction score 0 Points 102 Jun 19, 2003 #86 8) A shotgun blast to the face. Very simple. Yet still very bad.
D Diesel Peak Forum Legend PF Member Messages 6,612 Reaction score 1 Points 0 Jun 19, 2003 #87 7) Getting stuck in a intake pump in a sewage treatment plant.
K KNSinatra Mastermind Talker PF Member Messages 1,664 Reaction score 0 Points 402 Jun 19, 2003 #88 6) Drowning in your own vomit.
P Prox Part Of The Furniture PF Member Messages 3,107 Reaction score 0 Points 402 Jun 19, 2003 #89 5) Parachute not opening . . . Talk about panic
T tylerdriver Active Talker PF Member Messages 144 Reaction score 0 Points 102 Jun 19, 2003 #90 4) Airplane crashing into your house. Talk about bad luck.
K KNSinatra Mastermind Talker PF Member Messages 1,664 Reaction score 0 Points 402 Jun 19, 2003 #91 3) On a white shag carpet after gouging yourself at Taco Bell. Talk about a mess to clean up.
A Alien Part Of The Furniture PF Member Messages 4,215 Reaction score 3 Points 604 Location Zeta 2 Reticuli Jun 20, 2003 #92 2) Being tied up to four Ford 150's, and each one flooring it in a different direction until your arms and legs are pulled from your sockets. I hate it when that happens. Oh, and that white carpet thing again to boot!
2) Being tied up to four Ford 150's, and each one flooring it in a different direction until your arms and legs are pulled from your sockets. I hate it when that happens. Oh, and that white carpet thing again to boot!
K KNSinatra Mastermind Talker PF Member Messages 1,664 Reaction score 0 Points 402 Jun 20, 2003 #93 1) On top of a hooker? :lol: TOP TEN REASONS THE ALIENSOUP TOP TEN LIST IS BETTER THAN DAVID LETTERMAN'S
1) On top of a hooker? :lol: TOP TEN REASONS THE ALIENSOUP TOP TEN LIST IS BETTER THAN DAVID LETTERMAN'S
K KNSinatra Mastermind Talker PF Member Messages 1,664 Reaction score 0 Points 402 Jun 20, 2003 #94 10) We have moonsee instead of creepy Paul Schafer and his bizzarro glasses.
M monsieurjohn Peak Forum Legend PF Member Messages 5,076 Reaction score 1 Points 404 Jun 20, 2003 #95 9. if we have gaps between our teeth, they are invisible thanks to the internet
D Diesel Peak Forum Legend PF Member Messages 6,612 Reaction score 1 Points 0 Jun 20, 2003 #96 8) Our lists didn't stop being funny 8 years ago.
K KNSinatra Mastermind Talker PF Member Messages 1,664 Reaction score 0 Points 402 Jun 20, 2003 #97 7) I got two words for ya: Diesel. Dan.
A Alyth Chief Talker PF Member Messages 1,979 Reaction score 2 Points 404 Jun 22, 2003 Thread Owner #98 6) We are on 24 hors a day and it doesn't cost us to put words up on the screen.
D Diesel Peak Forum Legend PF Member Messages 6,612 Reaction score 1 Points 0 Jun 22, 2003 #99 5) No cheesy covers of 70's and 80's songs when we get to #1.
K KNSinatra Mastermind Talker PF Member Messages 1,664 Reaction score 0 Points 402 Jun 22, 2003 #100 4) it's not a requirement that # 2 be funnier than #1.