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#4. Oprah - oh **** its too late
 
1) Chevy Chase

Top 10 Worst Ways To Die

10) Falling in the vat at the SPAM plant.
 
9) bring run over by a suv carying one soccer mom who cant see over the stering wheel, and one 5 year old
 
7) Getting stuck in a intake pump in a sewage treatment plant.
 
5) Parachute not opening . . . Talk about panic
 
3) On a white shag carpet after gouging yourself at Taco Bell.

Talk about a mess to clean up.
 
2) Being tied up to four Ford 150's, and each one flooring it in a different direction until your arms and legs are pulled from your sockets. I hate it when that happens.

Oh, and that white carpet thing again to boot!
 
1) On top of a hooker? :lol:


TOP TEN REASONS THE ALIENSOUP TOP TEN LIST IS BETTER THAN DAVID LETTERMAN'S
 
10) We have moonsee instead of creepy Paul Schafer and his bizzarro glasses.
 
9. if we have gaps between our teeth, they are invisible thanks to the internet
 
8) Our lists didn't stop being funny 8 years ago.
 
6) We are on 24 hors a day and it doesn't cost us to put words up on the screen.
 
5) No cheesy covers of 70's and 80's songs when we get to #1.
 
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