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Bad night. Just got home from work, should be going to bed, but instead:

Opened fridge saw "Left Over From My Annual Fall Outdoor Party For the Kids, But Really For Me The ETERNAL KID, Complete With Hayride and Haunted House Party I had Yesterday" Potato Salad - YUM YUM - Just a little - Turns into about a pint

Wait, there is "Left Over From My Annual Fall Outdoor Party For the Kids, But Really For Me The ETERNAL KID, Complete With Hayride and Haunted House Party I had Yesterday" 6 ft Italian Hero (oh, pepperoni, salami, mortadella and capicollo just before bed, BRILLIANT!) - oh, just a little piece, maybe 6-8 inches

Double Yum, Yum, now I am thristy, downs 24 ozs of Diet Pepsi - not so bad, no calories

Hmmmm, no desert?

Ahhh, all the "Left Over From My Annual Fall Outdoor Party For the Kids, But Really For Me The ETERNAL KID, Complete With Hayride and Haunted House Party I had Yesterday" DESERTS- CUPCAKES, COOKIES, CARROT CAKE, CHEESE CAKE.....

WAIT, NEED MILK!!!!

10 pounds later, here I am!
 
a toothpick

actually i'm pulling the food out of the holes where my wisdom teeth used to be, and eating that. sorry, that's a topic for grosser than gross
 
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