In this thread, you should post things that you would expect to see on Facebook, Twitter or other similar social networking sites. Whether it's feelings, thoughts or that you're sitting on the toilet while you're writing it. :D
My mum asked me if I wanted some cake, I said 'yes' and she brought in half of a chocolate cake. She then continued to say 'oh, you don't like chocolate. Guess I'll have to have your bit too.' Ouch!
(I got some cheesecake in the end )