Corrupt-A-Wish

[lauren]

You get it and it turns into a real alien and eats you

I wish I could be with Kirk now.

 

[Rawiyah]

Granted! But you're both tied on a tree branch, hanging over the edge of a cliff.

I wish my rabbit would stop chewing my clothes...

 

[Vampenstine]

It stops chewing on your clothes and just swallows them whole instead.

I wish I wasn't so bad at Chemsitry.

 

[Alexxa]

Your wish is granted. But a cannister sodium is nearby, and you've accidentally nudged it into the sink

I wish all my exams would stop!

 

[Gannet]

Granted, but you got cheeky at a college teacher, so you're locked up there

I wish for warmer weather

 

[Potato]

Satan rises and makes hell on earth


I wish grass was greener.

 

[Alexxa]

Granted your grass is greener. But its on the other side of the fence.

I wish to have a sturdier computer desk!